Armed Eye Doc Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 So you're the one I read about on my eye doc forum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted December 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 PLANE. YOU BUSTED ALL MY STICHINGBWAAAAAHHHHAAA. Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planeflyer21 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Glad I could help but shame prevented me from finishing the story.The eye doctor shares their parking lot with Planned Parenthood. Figuring they would have plenty of tissues there, I did the Marionette Skip across the driveway to the mirror-tinted glass front of PP. I'd bet like most men you didn't know they lock the doors. Me either.Tugging on the door, I heard a voice shout "What do you want?" I loudly said "Tissues!", doing my best Forrest Gump Elvis imitation to stand straight. Unfortunately, all the wild gyrating (unbeknownst to me) had wriggled my CC pistol up, allowing it to noisely clatter to the concrete.Hand still down the back of my pants, other hand picking up a loaded pistol while yelling "Tissues!", it suddenly occurred to me I'd be best off to call it a day.Have you ever tried driving a clutch with a numb ass? Kind of like a dog scootching his butt across the carpet, but back and forth with each shift. Fortunately I got out of the area before the police SWAT showed in their armored personnel carrier.Also fortunately I don't seem to have lost sphinterial control with the numbness...my hashmarks are still normal "wet fart" size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikedaddyH Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Wash , I am glad you got through surgery OK. So we DONT need to help you with Plan B .http://www.cbsnews.com/news/first-penis-transplants-planned-in-u-s-to-help-wounded-vets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted December 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 PLANE. YOU BUSTED ALL MY STICHINGBWAAAAAHHHHAAA. Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted December 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Brothers im home. Yippee.....worst part was Char driving me home....lolThanks for the prayers....they do help !If getting sucker punched by a robot thats saving my nads is a by product... then thats okay by mePlease remove any stoopid pics or words that I may have said while doped up. LolWash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Brothers im home. Yippee.....worst part was Char driving me home....lolThanks for the prayers....they do help !If getting sucker punched by a robot thats saving my nads is a by product... then thats okay by mePlease remove any stoopid pics or words that I may have said while doped up. LolWashI'm going to pin that shit brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 "Oxy" ask for it by name.LOl Get well soon brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planeflyer21 Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Hows about an update Wash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted December 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) Hows about an update Wash?Hi Plane and the rest of my brothers.....thanks for the well wishes....So the surgery was on the the 7th and I was up and walking and released the next daymy stomach was the size of a basketball where they pumped in gass to be able to see in there....now thats finally gone down...black eye healed up...so i asked the doc whats with the black eye..."did the robot get pissed at me and hit me with its leg?" Well no he said it was the metal plate placed in front of your face that got hit by the robot......talk bout splitting hairs WTF?So get home and think everything is just great for a day or two....not.....got weak ....chills and the sweats....all ive been doing is sleeping and peeing....lolDoc called and said im cancer free Thank God! time will take care of the rest I guess.... today is really the first day ive got a lil energy Thank you all for your prayers !Merry Christmas to All Wash found this...seems the robot has some aggressive issues ...hey if you come out with only a black eye...thats a good thing! lolRobot wows surgeons, but freak episodes include robot hand that won’t let go, arm that hits(Associated Press, April 2013)The biggest thing in operating rooms these days is a million-dollar, multi-armed robot named da Vinci, used in nearly 400,000 surgeries nationwide last year — triple the number just four years earlier.But now the high-tech helper is under scrutiny over reports of problems, including several deaths that may be linked with it, and the high cost of using the robotic system.There also have been a few disturbing, freak incidents: a robotic hand that wouldn’t let go of tissue grasped during surgery and a robotic arm hitting a patient in the face as she lay on the operating table. Edited December 23, 2015 by washguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armed Eye Doc Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) SkyNet is becoming self aware!!Glad you are doing better. Edited December 23, 2015 by Armed Eye Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planeflyer21 Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Be careful of those robots brother: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted December 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Ha too funny wet my diaper on that one LOL Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted December 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 SkyNet is becoming self aware!!Glad you are doing better.Thanks Doc but daamn I didnt do anything to skynet to piss it off....what gives? Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
survivalshop Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 Glad to hear your feeling better , take your time & heal up properly . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop1051 Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 So.... we're not splitting up your gear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop1051 Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 Glad to hear you're in the clear bro. Let's keep it that way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTXshooter Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 Great news Wash. Speedy recovery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtallen83 Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 Great to hear your feeling some energy again, take your time and let everything settle back into place. Ask the Doc for just five minutes alone with the robot;-)After they messed me up I told the Doc if he ever sees me behind the wheel while he is crossing the street he better run cause I'm not stopping........because of all the muscle spasms he left me with of course;-)..........he isn't my Doc anymore............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 So.... we're not splitting up your gear?And this is just the kind of "Caring" statement that we come to expect around here. laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magwa Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 Glad you are on the mend that is a pretty good Christmas present... keep getting better brother.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmackc Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 Glad you are on the mend that is a pretty good Christmas present... keep getting better brother....AMEN To that! You need to get outside and fire that smoker up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted December 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 So.... we're not splitting up your gear?So, I went down to the bunker and it was empty....WTF ? Char has already turned in my stuff to the police buy back program...Wow I got 200 bucks apiece for the ar 308's and a 100 bills for the ar15's.....got a nifty 75 bills for the H&K 9......and 50 cents a pound for the ammo....SWEET! So, I needed to get out and get Char and my Mom a Christmas present.....I drove the diesel excursion around the block yesterday...okay im fine I can handle the black monster....NOT...dunno what happened at the red light but I rear ended a lil honda that was stopped in front of me....I think my foot came off the brake or sumthin....only knocked the lil car bout 3 feet out into the intersection....so we get out and I dont see nuthin wrong with his bumper and he takes a look at my ragged azz and sez okay no problem...moral of the story....dont fuk with the bearded guy wearing a diaper...Merry Christmas LOL Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 So, I went down to the bunker and it was empty....WTF ? Char has already turned in my stuff to the police buy back program...Wow I got 200 bucks apiece for the ar 308's and a 100 bills for the ar15's.....got a nifty 75 bills for the H&K 9......and 50 cents a pound for the ammo....SWEET! may have been born at night but I wasn't born last night ;) we know char better than that. Now had you said she bartered them for hunting trips we may had believed you. And for christ sake stay off the road!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
392heminut Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 ...dunno what happened at the red light but I rear ended a lil honda that was stopped in front of me....I think my foot came off the brake or sumthin....only knocked the lil car bout 3 feet out into the intersection.... LOL Wash Obviously the morphine hasn't worn off yet! ROFL!!!Glad you're feeling better brother! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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