Rsquared Posted August 29, 2016 Report Posted August 29, 2016 (edited) TIME : CLASSIFIED LOCATION : CLASSIFIED MISSION OP : CLASSIFIED (Need to know basis) Edgecrusher was laying in bed. He heard his "other" phone start to vibrate. He picked it up, glared at it for a moment, and then silently texted back...........READY! With that, he quietly got up and got ready to move out. He was designated "lead" on this off-book OP. And....he had many things to coordinate. This was going to be an East Coast OP and everything had to be coordinated just right. He quietly grabbed his gear, kissed his kids (as they slept), the old lady......and then headed out the door. There was plenty to do. And timing was everything. He had alot of ground to cover. Plus, he had to pick up that BIG BASTARD Jrtmasp. 392heminut was sitting in his favorite comfortable chair (by his tapped bar) when his phone buzzed. He let out a breath, and picked it up. He stared at it for a moment, and then simply responded with an "OK". With that, he stood up (his tall ass) and proceeded to his weapons locker. First...the chest rig.....then he yanked out his 308 carbine (of course) and 2 of his 1911's (who's shocked by that huh?).......along with many mags of course. He jammed one 1911 under his shoulder and the other at his hip. He was ready. He turned to the old lady, and simply said "I gotta go". She waved him off. Knowing that there was no talking him out of his "duty". Simply saying....."Come back soon". With a smiling (lurch-type) grin.......he was off..............and he waited for the plane Not much later, the plane was in the air. Planeflyer (Jon)....that cranky bastard, was at the stick. The "teams" had recovered from the whole "traded a C-130 for a black Krylon DC-3 (courtesy of Armed Eye Doc) thing", and had traded themselves into another C-130. Details are NOT important at this point. Don't, I REPEAT, DON'T bring up the whole plane thing to Jon. It's not worth it. He'll just start rambling about a muthafuckin microphone................but I digress (sorry for you late-comers, you'll get it eventually). Anyway.....suffice to say.....98, Mikedaddy, Shibi, Blue, and Hemi (pretty much all of the Southwestern fella's) were already on the plane......checking weapons of course. "Plane" was on his standard "pick-up" routine. Flying the "north/northwest route" to pick up the west coasters. Sketch, Bubba, DNP, Robo, Farkle......even sliding out to Idaho to pick up Magwa. Then.....cutting south to swoop across to aim for the mid-lands. First he stayed on his northern course. Picking up Shepp, Sisco, Unforgiven (that hard drinking bastard), Jtallen, Zebra and then Beach. Finally, the turn was made to head pretty much due south. Next was Wash (that broken down bastard, who was still talking about grilling something or other), and a new team member going by MrMack (holding an Oracle.....but talking about M14's?). With that......the plane rolled over to start it’s northernly turn. First flying laterally to swing by and pick up the florida boys...SS and Easy (the whole crew on board giving a silent salute to Ernie "microgunner" as it passed through the area. Planeflyer then banked the aircraft into a northern bearing. Heading the craft through the likes of Georgia, to pick up Stain, then Mineralman (also in the deep south). then the Carolina’s to snatch up Matt (that low-life......I’m sure we had a reason). And finally, Maryland to pick up rsquared (another east coast low-life.....similar to Matt). With that.....it was only a short ride (relatively) farther north to finally pick up Edge and Jrtmasp and their rendezvous point. ALL WAS SET! At that point......the entire team was together. ALL "squads" were together. Everybody started going over thier ground objectives. ALPHA : (98, Robo, Edge, R2, Unforgiven, and Matt) - team equiped with suppressed 300 BLK SBR’s BRAVO: ( DNP, Hemi, Shibi, Farkle,Bubba and Beach) - team equipped with 7.62 carbines CHARLIE: (Plane, Blue, Shepp, Zebra, Easy and Magwa) - team equipped with 7.62 carbines/rifles DELTA : (Mikedaddy, Sketch, SS, Wash, Jtallen, MrMack and Armed Eye Doc) - team equiped with 7.62 rifles STAIN : (He’s his own team) - 338LM or bigger........................... The teams sat...going over ammo counts, munitions and general individual team objectives. They were ready. And they knew it. All team-leaders, one by one, keyed their mics and gave the "Ready" signal to Planeflyer at the helm. Hearing that.......Jon rolled the plane gently over.......and started back due West. He hit his mic and simply said....."Teams are ready.....we're inbound ladies". And the plane flew off into the pitch black sky. STAY TUNED! THE 308 AR TEAMS ARE BACK IN ACTION! Edited August 29, 2016 by Rsquared
98Z5V Posted August 29, 2016 Report Posted August 29, 2016 He ran outta beer before the story finished!!!
shepp Posted August 29, 2016 Report Posted August 29, 2016 3 hours ago, 98Z5V said: He ran outta beer before the story finished!!! ?????
washguy Posted August 30, 2016 Report Posted August 30, 2016 10 minutes ago, Armed Eye Doc said: Are you air dropping beer? Beer and meds.... Wash
mrmackc Posted August 30, 2016 Report Posted August 30, 2016 (edited) What do you mean that my 1975 Aero Commander won't be ready to go by Sept. 1....Hell, don't you know that is the first day of dove season? We have places to go and A$$holes to kill! Edited August 30, 2016 by mrmackc
sketch Posted August 30, 2016 Report Posted August 30, 2016 (edited) 4 hours ago, washguy said: Beer and meds.... Wash If this is a hush hush mission i need theme music ... Should i put a condom on the tip? Ahh thats putting it a lil sketchy. Water, is water on the mission?? Edited August 30, 2016 by sketch Shits
sketch Posted August 30, 2016 Report Posted August 30, 2016 46 minutes ago, mrmackc said: What do you mean that my 1975 Aero Commander won't be ready to go by Sept. 1....Hell, don't you know that is the first day of dove season? We have places to go and A$$holes to kill! Why shoot them in the ass?
98Z5V Posted August 30, 2016 Report Posted August 30, 2016 No finer way to fly, right there. An aircraft landing is nothing more than a controlled crash...
mrmackc Posted August 30, 2016 Report Posted August 30, 2016 14 hours ago, sketch said: Why shoot them in the ass? Center of mess,mass
Rsquared Posted August 30, 2016 Author Report Posted August 30, 2016 On 8/29/2016 at 3:44 PM, 98Z5V said: He ran outta beer before the story finished!!! There just MAY be a little bit of truth in that deduction.
98Z5V Posted August 30, 2016 Report Posted August 30, 2016 HAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! I can't wait for the next chapter, brother!!!
mrmackc Posted August 30, 2016 Report Posted August 30, 2016 1 hour ago, mrmackc said: Center of mess,mass 1 hour ago, mrmackc said: Center of mess,mass
mrmackc Posted August 30, 2016 Report Posted August 30, 2016 We don't need any beer, aren't we gonna invade Ireland? put the generator and ice machine in with the bedding and sleeping bags. I've gotta an idea......
Armed Eye Doc Posted August 30, 2016 Report Posted August 30, 2016 27 minutes ago, mrmackc said: This reminded me of a joke. A Cardiologist died & was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket. Following the eulogy, the heart opened & the casket was rolled inside. The huge heart closed sealing the doctor inside forever. At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter! All eyes turned toward the laughter. The man said, "I'm sorry I couldn't help myself. I was thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist." At the same time his friend, the proctologist, fainted!
mrmackc Posted August 30, 2016 Report Posted August 30, 2016 He always checked your prostate with his left hand on your left shoulder, right hand on your right shoulder.and a silly smile on his face?
Magwa Posted August 31, 2016 Report Posted August 31, 2016 Finally some action, how's it hanging men? I am looking forward to the next installment.
Matt.Cross Posted September 1, 2016 Report Posted September 1, 2016 I finally got to be on Tom's team! Yeeeeee haaaaaaw!!!!! Say, what've you cork lickers been up to? It's been awhile!
shepp Posted September 1, 2016 Report Posted September 1, 2016 27 minutes ago, Matt.Cross said: I finally got to be on Tom's team! Yeeeeee haaaaaaw!!!!! Say, what've you cork lickers been up to? It's been awhile! First 98 then Matt WTF?!
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