washguy Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 My brothers I might not be posting quite as much.... Crime Scene showed up today at my home and started digging around in the front yard. Geez I dunno how they found both of my exwives under the sidewalk in my front yard...and I dunno how they ended up in my front yard? To make matters worse I was without water for several hours Damn the bad luck....I gave the PoPo alist of you guys so you can vouch for me Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armed Eye Doc Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 Why did you bury your ex in a white jumpsuit bent over that way? Did she bend you over in the divorce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted June 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 DOC NOW THATS FREAKIN FUNNY Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
survivalshop Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 I was going to say your fuked , because one is still alive & still in her wedding dress . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted June 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 (edited) Survival i better give up the rail source its.........Wash Edited June 6, 2017 by washguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 All that rough bedroom tusselin caused a sizemic event and broke a water main? They sure did cut a big enough hole to burry some shits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtallen83 Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 Present Wife getting nervous? That's a hell of a big hole! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted June 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 Everything was fine until the damn nosey neighbors couldnt stand for a lil puddle of water with some blond hair a couple of fingernails floating in it Well crap Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 Soooooooo that's why you bribe the cops with baked goods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 Did you rush out in the alley in your underwear waving a gun this time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted June 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, DNP said: Did you rush out in the alley in your underwear waving a gun this time? Ha nope this was in the front yard...so no gun but I was in my camo undies.most of the day...check this..the post office guy didn't make an effort to deliver my primary arms scope cause the trucks and backhoe was in front of the mailbox...that stupid fedexsmart post suks...and my post delivery guy I thought was my bud...I give him sodas and Gatorade in the summer...all he had to do was walk around that stuff....geez,,, maybe today was his day off or another person took his place...he would make the effort. all I know is that I skated on this leak...if it was on my side of the meter no telling how much this would have cost Whew...Ive got a lust for pumps ive had cat 3535's being spun by a 40 horse electric motor...what I saw today was kewl...it was an all stainless sump pump three foot high that had to be lifted with the back hoe and driven by their high speed air compressor it drained that big ol hole in about 3 mins screaming like a turbo very kewl Wash ps did you get the you know what rolling without too much trouble? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mineralman55 Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 13 hours ago, jtallen83 said: Present Wife getting nervous? That's a hell of a big hole! In the ground, or on the wife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtallen83 Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 17 minutes ago, mineralman55 said: In the ground, or on the wife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted June 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 12 hours ago, jtallen83 said: I wonder if I should show these to Char?...I think its as funny as get out.....she might be a lil frosted...but what the heck lol Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 Don't do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtallen83 Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 7 hours ago, washguy said: I wonder if I should show these to Char?...I think its as funny as get out.....she might be a lil frosted...but what the heck lol Wash No, I may want to stop by for a visit some day.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magwa Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 Every time I reaad $hit like this it reminds me of why I love this place you guys are some sic funny Fookers! LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisco Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 ^+1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 Hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forty_caliber Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 Ummmm. I'm speechless. .40 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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