Burial insurance

[washguy]

My brothers     I might not be posting quite as much.... Crime Scene showed up today at my home and started digging around in the front yard. Geez I dunno how they found both of my exwives under the sidewalk in my front yard...and I dunno how they ended up in my front yard?   To make matters worse I was without water for several hours

Damn the bad luck....I gave the PoPo alist of you guys so you can vouch for me Wash

 

 

 

[Armed Eye Doc]

Why did you bury your ex in a white jumpsuit bent over that way?  Did she bend you over in the divorce?

[washguy]

DOC  NOW THATS FREAKIN FUNNY

   Wash

[survivalshop]

I was going to say your fuked , because one is still alive & still in her wedding dress .

[washguy]

Survival  i better give up the rail source its.........Wash

Edited June 6, 2017 by washguy

[sketch]

All that rough bedroom tusselin caused a sizemic event and broke a water main? They sure did cut a big enough hole to burry some shits!

[jtallen83]

Present Wife getting nervous? That's a hell of a big hole!

[washguy]

Everything was fine until the damn nosey neighbors couldnt stand for a lil puddle of water with some blond hair a couple of fingernails floating in it

Well crap      Wash

 

 

 

 

[shepp]

Soooooooo that's why you bribe the cops with baked goods

[DNP]

Did you rush out in the alley in your underwear waving a gun this time?

[washguy]

4 minutes ago, DNP said:

Did you rush out in the alley in your underwear waving a gun this time?

Ha         nope this was in the front yard...so no gun but I was in my camo undies.most of the day...check this..the  post office guy didn't make an effort to deliver my primary arms scope cause the trucks and backhoe was in front of the mailbox...that stupid fedexsmart post suks...and my post delivery guy I thought was my bud...I give him sodas and Gatorade in the summer...all he had to do was walk around that stuff....geez,,,   maybe today was his day off or another person took his place...he would make the effort. all I know is that I skated on this leak...if it was on my side of the meter no telling how much this would have cost  Whew...Ive got a lust for pumps ive had cat 3535's being spun by a 40 horse electric motor...what I saw today was kewl...it was an all stainless sump pump three foot high that had to be lifted with the back hoe and driven by their high speed air compressor it drained that big ol hole in about 3 mins screaming like a turbo  very kewl    Wash

ps did you get the you know what rolling without too much trouble?

[mineralman55]

13 hours ago, jtallen83 said:

Present Wife getting nervous? That's a hell of a big hole!

In the ground, or on the wife?

[jtallen83]

17 minutes ago, mineralman55 said:

In the ground, or on the wife?

[washguy]

12 hours ago, jtallen83 said:

I wonder if I should show these to Char?...I think its as funny as get out.....she might be a lil frosted...but what the heck  lol            Wash

[shepp]

Don't do it!

[jtallen83]

7 hours ago, washguy said:

I wonder if I should show these to Char?...I think its as funny as get out.....she might be a lil frosted...but what the heck  lol            Wash

No, I may want to stop by for a visit some day..........

[Magwa]

Every time I reaad $hit like this it reminds me of why I love this place you guys are some sic funny Fookers! LMAO

[Sisco]

^+1

[unforgiven]

Hahahaha

[forty_caliber]

Ummmm.   I'm speechless. 

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