The Americans With No Abilities Act (ANNAA)

[mineralman55]

The Americans With No Abilities Act (ANAA)

Democratic Senators are considering introducing legislation that will provide new benefits for many more Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills and ambition. “Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,” said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. “We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to  grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing.” In a Capitol Hill press conference, Nancy Pelosi pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).  Under The Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.  Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.  Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, “Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?”  “As a non-abled person, I can’t be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them,” said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to remember “righty tighty, lefty loosey”. Said Sen. Dick Durbin, II: “As a senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so.” This message was approved by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Diane Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Maxine (WaWa) Waters, Elizabeth (Nut Case) Warren and Nancy Pelosi.......all Americans With No Abilities whatsoever!!

[jtallen83]

Love it, to bad it has already been enacted without legislation.........

[Rsquared]

 That's some funny $hit MM. Sad but true.

[98Z5V]

Damn, that is the TRUTH!!! 

It's a Millennial's Dream, right there!!! 

[edgecrusher]

There's no doubt... We are running an academy class right now-249 start number-Monday was the start of week 2 (of 25) and were down to 191. Lil bitches were crying.... what a joke. "Im going to be a millionaire by 30, when I get my first job....."

[unforgiven]

That is why the building trades are hurting, no one wants to work hard and get dirty doing it. Not even for $50.00 an hr. and benefits. Fukin p u s s y 's

[DNP]

Participation trophies for everyone. 

[98Z5V]

12 hours ago, unforgiven said:

That is why the building trades are hurting, no one wants to work hard and get dirty doing it. Not even for $50.00 an hr. and benefits. Fukin p u s s y 's

Mike Rowe highlights this, every chance he gets - and he's right...

[survivalshop]

 The ANAA act sounds promising 

Edited August 24, 2017 by survivalshop

[bubbas4570]

Where do I signup?

 

.....awww, wait, i already get a .gov check for working for them. I guess i am out of the picture now. I have proven that I am willing to work for my check, and do my best while at it.

[shepp]

23 hours ago, unforgiven said:

That is why the building trades are hurting, no one wants to work hard and get dirty doing it. Not even for $50.00 an hr. and benefits. Fukin p u s s y 's

 

[unforgiven]

On ‎8‎/‎24‎/‎2017 at 0:13 AM, 98Z5V said:

Mike Rowe highlights this, every chance he gets - and he's right...

I have worked a lot harder for a lot less money , and fukin Sheet metal kicked my ass.

[MikedaddyH]

Wasn't the TARD Act enough !!!!