Belt Fed Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 Talking about death is never a good thing but this is pretty neat, https://www.gloryboats.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 It's nice to know the inside is softer.... I take a nap with my arms across my chest... practicing.... I'll be there for awhile.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 3 hours ago, unforgiven said: It's nice to know the inside is softer.... I take a nap with my arms across my chest... practicing.... I'll be there for awhile.... I figured you for a tequila bottle cremation! we all get a worm at the service.. hope you fuckers like whiskey! I'm serving snipe.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrraley Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 I don't know... it's hard to beat wal mart. Wal*Mart caskets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 A rental... what happens when it's returns late.. We already have a niche by the in-laws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 Now that’s a bummer....I can’t get the real-tree camo spittoon urn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt.Cross Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 49 minutes ago, DNP said: Now that’s a bummer....I can’t get the real-tree camo spittoon urn. You snooze you lose. I'll sell you mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belt Fed Posted August 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 That glory boat is expensive. Cremation is a lot cheaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
392heminut Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 7 hours ago, Belt Fed said: That glory boat is expensive. Cremation is a lot cheaper. Yup! I told my wife and my kids to cremate my azz and then get all my friends together at the bar and put my ashes container on the bar. Everyone drink, enjoy themselves and tell stories about when I was still around. My youngest son knows what to do with my ashes afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisco Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 46 minutes ago, 392heminut said: Yup! I told my wife and my kids to cremate my azz and then get all my friends together at the bar and put my ashes container on the bar. Everyone drink, enjoy themselves and tell stories about when I was still around. My youngest son knows what to do with my ashes afterwards. Yep. Know where my ashes are going. If it’s windy that day, cover your drinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunuckgaucho Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 What's the joke... I want to go like my grandpa, peacefully sleeping not like the three screaming passengers in the car he was driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliff R Posted August 2, 2019 Report Share Posted August 2, 2019 Deb has instructions to cremate my ass and put the ashes in a Mason jar. There will not be a service either, we're going el-cheapo on my final send-off. Instead of wasting all that money with all the sad stuff I want her to pull out the pig-cooker and have my son-in-law smoke a hog, couple of kegs of beer, some Four Roses Small Batch, a bottle of Bookers, and throw one hell of a bash. I absolutely HATE viewings, formal ceremonies etc for death. I'd rather have all my friends and family over and celebrate life, it sure has been one hell of a good ride so far!........Cliff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtallen83 Posted August 2, 2019 Report Share Posted August 2, 2019 Don't want to be cremated or buried in the ground. Stuff me in a couple hefty bags and throw me over the bridge. There are a couple bridges I used a staging areas for running traplines, my body could be utilized by the critters whose furs I utilized. I know this is against laws and norms but but F'em, it's what I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted August 2, 2019 Report Share Posted August 2, 2019 11 hours ago, DNP said: Now that’s a bummer....I can’t get the real-tree camo spittoon urn. The gun shop I did work for was doing the hydrodipping on that.. he is no longer in business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted August 2, 2019 Report Share Posted August 2, 2019 Ehh. I've told both of my kids to give me a "waste management" ceremony. Bag me up (optional) and throw my ass in a dumpster. Trust me.....at the time.....I won't give a damn. And even better. That drives the old lady nuts, since she's in the death business of selling holes at a cemetery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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