98Z5V Posted June 6, 2021 Report Posted June 6, 2021 You fucked up, and rounded the mils-to-moa factor to 3.5, didn't ya?!!? And you would'a MISSED!!!
Lonewolf McQuade Posted June 6, 2021 Author Report Posted June 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Matt.Cross said: Oh no, that would be too straightforward. If you are ever privileged to get to see Tom shoot, you'll quickly realize that Tom's shooting techniques aren't based on any kind of ordered structure, but rather the outcome of some unseen multi-faceted dice roll that selects a random strategy, which he then may or may not utilize based on the results of either his most recent visit to his psychic, or tea leaves. 😂🤣 but he gets it done
98Z5V Posted June 6, 2021 Report Posted June 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Matt.Cross said: Oh no, that would be too straightforward. If you are ever privileged to get to see Tom shoot, you'll quickly realize that Tom's shooting techniques aren't based on any kind of ordered structure, but rather the outcome of some unseen multi-faceted dice roll that selects a random strategy, which he then may or may not utilize based on the results of either his most recent visit to his psychic, or tea leaves. Doesn't matter - that shiit WORKS...
Matt.Cross Posted June 6, 2021 Report Posted June 6, 2021 Just now, 98Z5V said: Doesn't matter - that shiit WORKS... Never said it didn't!
Matt.Cross Posted June 6, 2021 Report Posted June 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, Lonewolf McQuade said: 😂🤣 but he gets it done Yes, but don't make the mistake of asking how. It's like buying a DIY nuclear reactor kit with a partial instruction manual written in Klingon.
Lonewolf McQuade Posted June 6, 2021 Author Report Posted June 6, 2021 1 minute ago, 98Z5V said: You fucked up, Lots of times ! Including the 1st two c**t's I married. Anywho...obviously clear I wasn't figuring right
98Z5V Posted June 6, 2021 Report Posted June 6, 2021 (edited) This is how I train for distance shooting, when I know @Matt.Cross is on his way out here to shoot... THis sums up the entire 4-month training regimen, before he arrives - just to make sure I'm ready... Edited June 6, 2021 by 98Z5V
98Z5V Posted June 6, 2021 Report Posted June 6, 2021 Once that Battle Royale commences with Matt - I usually have to resort to this, just to get it done...
98Z5V Posted June 6, 2021 Report Posted June 6, 2021 This is the dance I do for myself - and ANYONE ELSE that's in the immediate area - if I beat Matt at a shooting contest... I'm not shy - I let it all hang out...
Lonewolf McQuade Posted June 6, 2021 Author Report Posted June 6, 2021 11 minutes ago, 98Z5V said: I'm not shy - I let it all hang out... So you're saying you are hung like a 4 year old African kid? At least ya don't have to worry about tripping over it while dancing or running.
98Z5V Posted June 6, 2021 Report Posted June 6, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Lonewolf McQuade said: So you're saying you are hung like a 4 year old African kid? At least ya don't have to worry about tripping over it while dancing or running. It might not be long, but it's a big around as a tuna can... Go ask women about "girth..." Edited June 6, 2021 by 98Z5V
DNP Posted June 6, 2021 Report Posted June 6, 2021 53 minutes ago, Matt.Cross said: Yes, but don't make the mistake of asking how. It's like buying a DIY nuclear reactor kit with a partial instruction manual written in Klingon. What’s so hard about that...I just call Ron. He can make out most of the Klingon and the rest is probably wired up just like his toaster.
Belt Fed Posted June 6, 2021 Report Posted June 6, 2021 Yall done went way over my head, i don't do the maths well. i just use the Kentucky windage method.
Rsquared Posted June 6, 2021 Report Posted June 6, 2021 9 hours ago, Matt.Cross said: It's like buying a DIY nuclear reactor kit with a partial instruction manual written in Klingon. Am I being paged? 8 hours ago, DNP said: What’s so hard about that...I just call Ron. He can make out most of the Klingon and the rest is probably wired up just like his toaster. Yep. I thought I was. Qapla'!
Lonewolf McQuade Posted June 6, 2021 Author Report Posted June 6, 2021 7 hours ago, Belt Fed said: Yall done went way over my head, i don't do the maths well. i just use the Kentucky windage method. For you, you take the number of fingers & toes you were born with (Unless you grew up near a nuclear power plant) multiplying that by your known range distance then divide that answer my how many teeth you had left by your 24th BIRTHDAY. Next multiply that number by how many times you've been divorced & finally divide that number by how many of those ex wives were 1st cousins or closer related. That will give you the answer for your adjustments
Matt.Cross Posted June 6, 2021 Report Posted June 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Belt Fed said: But what if ya aint got no teeth Why complicate things? Nobody likes that guy, don't be "that guy".
Lonewolf McQuade Posted June 6, 2021 Author Report Posted June 6, 2021 10 minutes ago, Belt Fed said: But what if ya aint got no teeth Dentures are a viable substitute
Lonewolf McQuade Posted June 6, 2021 Author Report Posted June 6, 2021 8 minutes ago, Matt.Cross said: Why complicate things? Nobody likes that guy, don't be "that guy". 😅😂
Belt Fed Posted June 6, 2021 Report Posted June 6, 2021 40 minutes ago, Lonewolf McQuade said: Dentures are a viable substitute Well then we is good to go 49 minutes ago, Matt.Cross said: Why complicate things? Nobody likes that guy, don't be "that guy". I had to find out for sure. Couldnt have figured it out without knowing. 😂
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