Follow simple directions

[Robocop1051]

When the markings on the side of the engine say “stay behind the line” it’s probably best that you read that as a warning. Have you ever wondered how much power one of these engines has?

apparently… It has this much power…

Additionally… That is just enough power to spread your ass around like fertilizer, across an entire football field

[DNP]

That has to be a crazy way to go. At least it was probably quick.  

[Czgunner]

Yuck. Where was that at?

[unforgiven]

Probably fukedup the engine.

[Sisco]

Continental has been out of business for years. Must have happened some time ago.

[DNP]

El Paso 2006 according to a quick web search. 

[shepp]

Hamburgers anyone? 

[Matt.Cross]

On 2/14/2022 at 9:32 PM, shepp said:

Hamburgers anyone? 

Homo Sapien Casserole...

[Lonewolf McQuade]

Nothing a little meat glue couldn't  fix

Edited February 15, 2022 by Lonewolf McQuade

[Robocop1051]

1 hour ago, Lonewolf McQuade said:

Nothing a little meat glue couldn't  fix

@sketchpatched me up with superglue once. 

[DNP]

All the kings horses and all the super glue in the world…you get the rest. 

[sketch]

I believe that mess can't be fixed.. do I mean rob or the machine? 

[DNP]

Gonna take a jello mold and Hollywood makeup team to have anything resembling an open casket funeral on that one. 
 

is it wrong that these thoughts even go through my head?

[Matt.Cross]

On 2/15/2022 at 5:38 PM, DNP said:

is it wrong that these thoughts even go through my head?

I usually don't get in trouble until it comes out of my head...

[DNP]

Point taken. 

[98Z5V]

Pretty impressive spread...  

Aircraft carrier, sucked into an A6 Intruder... 

 

[Rsquared]

That's why they're called "protocols" when working around these amazing feats of human engineering. One slip, can be your last.

The machine has no conscience. It doesn't know that it just killed you. It just is.

[Matt.Cross]

I guess we don't have to wonder "will it blend?"....

Dahmer smoothie anyone?