Matt.Cross Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Well boys, it's with heavy heart that I bid you adieu for a week or so. The gods have seen fit to attempt to drive me into the farthest darkest corners of insanity by locking me into a remote cabin in TN with my in-laws. If ya'll don't hear back from me again, I will my two ARs to Madhouse and Drew for putting up with me. Microgunner is to get the Glenfield 60 I keep in the closet. Let edgecrusher and Robocop fight over my 1911's. Tom get's the Walther P22 and the Mauser project, cause' he likes old military guns and plinking. That's it for the valuables, everybody else can share the proceeds of the auction from the Silverado, and if you can make it look like an electrical fire, burn the house and take the insurance money.Well, that about covers it, I hope I'm back in a week or less. Ya'll stay outta trouble now, ya hear? Me ---> :stfu2: <--- My in-lawsEdit: Oops, dang near forgot... All ya'll have a VERY Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 If you hear banjo's... :oI'm just sayin'. <dontknow>Have a good one, Matt, and I hope it doesn't take us all that much time to restore your sanity, once you return. I think, as far as "keeping" it, that might be a pipedream... <laughs> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Be strong brother merry christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 <lmao>Merry Christmas to you and you're outlaws. <laughs> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madhouse Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Lol, merry redneck Christmas to you in TN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Matt, if they extend the offer to "hike" the TVD - Tennessee Valley Divide - then you need to RUN! That IS where they filmed Deliverance. It's also home to Mountain Phase, US Army Ranger School (Dahlonega, GA, other side of the river...). They're either trying to set you up to get "squeeeeeeled" by the locals, or get your ass kicked over a Snickers, by a hungry, delirious Mountain Phase student... :o <dontknow>Watch your back, brother. Literally... <laughs> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt.Cross Posted December 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Matt, if they extend the offer to "hike" the TVD - Tennessee Valley Divide - then you need to RUN! That IS where they filmed Deliverance. It's also home to Mountain Phase, US Army Ranger School (Dahlonega, GA, other side of the river...). They're either trying to set you up to get "squeeeeeeled" by the locals, or get your ass kicked over a Snickers, by a hungry, delirious Mountain Phase student... :o <dontknow>Watch your back, brother. Literally... <laughs> <laughs> <lmao>*Note to self: Buy whole box of Snickers and extra Gatorade.*I've taken it under advisement. <munch> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imschur Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Have fun Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magwa Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Merry Christmas, have some fun and find some gooooood shine..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgecrusher Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Stay away from anyone who thinks you have a "purdy mouth"… dibs on the new 1911 Rob… :oMerry Christmas Matt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
392heminut Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Merry Christmas Matt! <thumbsup> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Stay away from anyone who thinks you have a "purdy mouth" dibs on the new 1911 Rob :oMerry Christmas Matt! <lmao> <laughs> And don't sleep with you're mouth open.Just sayin :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop1051 Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Wait, are we taking out Matt? I'm pretty sure we can argue that his posts are legally binding <thumbsup>I know some "people"... I'm just sayin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primojdm Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws?...Outlaws are wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Merry Christmas two words ... egg nogg <lmao>and plenty of it :) Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planeflyer21 Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Funny stuff Primojdm!Welcome aboard!Don't worry about banjos...just take your crossbow!Jon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primojdm Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 Thanks...for both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 I'm with you, wash <thumbsup> - I have a gallon of egg nog and a bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum, and I'll go through it tonight. Watch out, out there on the board... <lmao>Merry Christmas, you Merry Band of Bastages... :ecs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 I'm with you, wash <thumbsup> - I have a gallon of egg nog and a bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum, and I'll go through it tonight. Watch out, out there on the board... <lmao>Merry Christmas, you Merry Band of Bastages... :ecs:98Z when you are old like me you gotta start out with red bull and vodka just to get things started up <laughs> Merry Christmas Z :) Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
392heminut Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 Watch out for the Captain Tom! I've NEVER gotten as messed up as I did drinking Captain Morgans Private stock at Josh's high school graduation party! That's the only time I've ever gotten so drunk I couldn't remember what I did! <lmao>And Merry Christmas to the best bunch of gun guys I've ever had the pleasure to be a part of! :hethan: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop1051 Posted December 26, 2012 Report Share Posted December 26, 2012 There were a handful of years that my three best friends were Johnny Walker, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels... Nothing good ever came of those nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt.Cross Posted December 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 I survived it!!!! I came out of it with no chemical dependencies, cuts, scrapes, burns, broken bones, or bruises. Miracles will never cease! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop1051 Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 I survived it!!!! I came out of it with no chemical dependencies, cuts, scrapes, burns, broken bones, or bruises. Miracles will never cease!Too late... We already sorted and distributed your guns and gear... :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 ^^^ <laughs> <lmao> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted December 29, 2012 Report Share Posted December 29, 2012 Damn....I need to start chiming in more often so i can get my name onto these distribution lists. <laughs> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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