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Movies with the best "one liners"


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"If you shoot me in your dream you better wake up and apologize."
Reservoir Dogs, right? Warden Samuel Norton: I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.
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"you can get a good look at a t bone steak by sticking your head up a butchers ass but i'd rather take the bulls word for it" tommy boy

 

" great now ive got a bowl of pudding in my shorts" "there wasnt any pudding in there" black sheep

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One of my favorites, don't want to offend anyone this is only a quote but what about "Hey Jules do you see a sign on my lawn that says dead ni--er storage?". I don't know what category that movie falls under but I consider it a comedy, I laugh my ass off every time I watch it!

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You call that a knife? That’s not a knife. This is a knife - Crocodile Dundee

 

 

This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun - Lethal Weapon

 

 

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place - City Slickers

 

I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner - The Silence of the Lambs

 

 

Warning! Assholes are closer than they appear - Ace Ventura Pet Detective

 

 

Every man dies. Not every man really lives – Braveheart

 

 

There’s only two men I trust. One of ‘em’s me, the other one’s not you - Con Air

 

 

Stupid is as stupid does - Forrest Gump 

 

 

Son, you got a panty on your head - Raising Arizona

 

And one that is too close to reality today - Drones

 

 

I am the law. Put down your weapons and prepare to be judged - Judge Dredd

 

 
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"Take a quick dump and I'm gonna do push ups."

"It's like I had the most amazing experience of my life.

We broke into a man's house...and suddenly I'm like an expert at sifting cocaine. It's fucking amazing, dude! Come here! Help me with this."

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