98Z5V Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 It was in a display rack, right inside the entrance... I was drawn to it, completely powerless, and snatched it up... She gave me the look, and said, "You're not seriously going to get that..." - more of a statement than a question. I responded, "I just can't put it down. It has to go home with me..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 Sheeit!. Just tell her that I approved! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 She will smack you, through me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 Of that......I have no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 (edited) From the vet not sure of the author : THE NIGHT BEFORE INAUGURATION ‘Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower The Donald reflected on his newfound power. The conservative masses had come out in force And delivered a victory that would chart a new course. The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes, The media lied to them… What a surprise…! They had been promised a Hillary win, But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin. And though from all corners celebrities flew, They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue. They talked about climate, racism, and such, And they made up good stories . . . But didn’t know much. The fake news and ignorance came at a cost, And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost. They blamed it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad, But failed to acknowledge the one that was bad. Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed, Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod. The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed, And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed. So out in the streets there arose such a clatter, It was Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter. With cities to pillage and windows to smash, They knew not the issues, but needed the cash. Eight years of Obama had given them cause To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus. But soon the protestors will feel the pain, When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train. And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear, Upset and offended by things that they’ll hear. The cocoa and crayons will help for a while, But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style. I originally supported, and voted, for Cruz, In the end, I would vote for whoever they choose. He wasn’t my first choice, but soon I would cede, The one they call Trump is the one that we need. I saw him on TV in front of a crowd, He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud. He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs, Taking this country back from the Washington snobs. He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat, And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete. For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit, And he looked presidential, I have to admit. His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best, And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest. His love for this country was on full display, And his actions spoke louder than his words could say. He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone, Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on. The fate of this country left nothing to chance, So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance. The men he had chosen were of the same mind, Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind. He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat, With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet; “Now Mattis!, now Kelly!’ now Sessions! And Pruitt! On Perry! On Flynn, You’re the ones who can do it. Start lifting restrictions and building the wall, Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”; The roar of his audience rose from the stands, He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands. He answered their questions and calmed all their fears, They knew it would be a fantastic four years. Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet, A fellow that Liberals won’t soon forget. He sent one more tweet as the evening expired; “Happy Inauguration to all, AND OBAMA – YOU’RE FIRED!” Edited January 19, 2017 by sketch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmackc Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 1 hour ago, sketch said: From the vet not sure of the author : THE NIGHT BEFORE INAUGURATION ‘Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower The Donald reflected on his newfound power. The conservative masses had come out in force And delivered a victory that would chart a new course. The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes, The media lied to them… What a surprise…! They had been promised a Hillary win, But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin. And though from all corners celebrities flew, They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue. They talked about climate, racism, and such, And they made up good stories . . . But didn’t know much. The fake news and ignorance came at a cost, And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost. They blamed it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad, But failed to acknowledge the one that was bad. Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed, Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod. The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed, And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed. So out in the streets there arose such a clatter, It was Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter. With cities to pillage and windows to smash, They knew not the issues, but needed the cash. Eight years of Obama had given them cause To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus. But soon the protestors will feel the pain, When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train. And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear, Upset and offended by things that they’ll hear. The cocoa and crayons will help for a while, But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style. I originally supported, and voted, for Cruz, In the end, I would vote for whoever they choose. He wasn’t my first choice, but soon I would cede, The one they call Trump is the one that we need. I saw him on TV in front of a crowd, He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud. He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs, Taking this country back from the Washington snobs. He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat, And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete. For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit, And he looked presidential, I have to admit. His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best, And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest. His love for this country was on full display, And his actions spoke louder than his words could say. He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone, Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on. The fate of this country left nothing to chance, So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance. The men he had chosen were of the same mind, Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind. He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat, With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet; “Now Mattis!, now Kelly!’ now Sessions! And Pruitt! On Perry! On Flynn, You’re the ones who can do it. Start lifting restrictions and building the wall, Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”; The roar of his audience rose from the stands, He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands. He answered their questions and calmed all their fears, They knew it would be a fantastic four years. Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet, A fellow that Liberals won’t soon forget. He sent one more tweet as the evening expired; “Happy Inauguration to all, AND OBAMA – YOU’RE FIRED!” Thanks for sharing this with all of us hardly working and hard working old codgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 I can't speak for the rest of us Mack. But you don't seem to be the "hardly working" or the "old codger" type. Now.................worthless and deplorable...............that might be another subject. OOH-RAH! BROWN SHOE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmackc Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 Ha! That is an astute observation and an intelligent comment. "Worthless and deplorable" old brown shoe Marine fits me better than I can imagine! Semper Fi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shepp Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 Annnnnnd now that songs in my head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shepp Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 (edited) @MikedaddyH Edited January 28, 2017 by shepp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armed Eye Doc Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 How many of you already have one of these? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikedaddyH Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 2 hours ago, Armed Eye Doc said: How many of you already have one of these? OMG ... When I worked at Nasty Brands Inc we sold those ! Lol ! But we sold ,"As seen on TV" stuff and vibrators too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 2 hours ago, MikedaddyH said: OMG ... When I worked at Nasty Brands Inc we sold those ! Lol ! But we sold ,"As seen on TV" stuff and vibrators too. And I tested them all Fify Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 1 minute ago, shepp said: Fify Payback!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt.Cross Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 1 hour ago, 98Z5V said: Payback!... More like a down payment when you consider the sheer volume of Mike's content.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MikedaddyH Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 2 hours ago, shepp said: Fify We played with so much of that stuff , more laughs than the "Laugh Factory". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 (edited) Is that why you don't work there mike? Edited February 1, 2017 by shepp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikedaddyH Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 24 minutes ago, shepp said: Is that why you don't work there mike? It was the dildo warehouse ! Get it right. And I drove a standup forklift. Shep go to the farmers market and get a cheeseburger , chill dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, MikedaddyH said: It was the dildo warehouse ! Get it right. And I drove a standup forklift. Shep go to the farmers market and get a cheeseburger , chill dude. It's winter mike the farmers market is closed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikedaddyH Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 6 minutes ago, shepp said: It's winter mike the farmers market is closed That's too bad ! Must have been an old picture at your local farmer's market. Feels like spring here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planeflyer21 Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 Just now, MikedaddyH said: Feels like spring here. Yeah it does! I had to take off my sweater yesterday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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