Pic Of The Day 2

98Z5V · January 18, 2017

It was in a display rack, right inside the entrance... I was drawn to it, completely powerless, and snatched it up... She gave me the look, and said, "You're not seriously going to get that..." - more of a statement than a question. I responded, "I just can't put it down. It has to go home with me..." :lmao:

Rsquared · January 18, 2017

Sheeit!. Just tell her that I approved! :lmao:

98Z5V · January 19, 2017

She will smack you, through me... :bitchslap: :lmao:

Rsquared · January 19, 2017

Of that......I have no doubt. :nutkick:

sketch · January 19, 2017

From the vet not sure of the author :

THE NIGHT BEFORE INAUGURATION

‘Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower
The Donald reflected on his newfound power.

The conservative masses had come out in force
And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.

The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes,
The media lied to them… What a surprise…!
They had been promised a Hillary win,
But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.

And though from all corners celebrities flew,
They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue.
They talked about climate, racism, and such,
And they made up good stories . . . But didn’t know much.

The fake news and ignorance came at a cost,
And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost.
They blamed it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad,
But failed to acknowledge the one that was bad.

Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed,
Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod.
The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed,
And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.

So out in the streets there arose such a clatter,
It was Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter.
With cities to pillage and windows to smash,
They knew not the issues, but needed the cash.

Eight years of Obama had given them cause
To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus.
But soon the protestors will feel the pain,
When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train.

And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear,
Upset and offended by things that they’ll hear.
The cocoa and crayons will help for a while,
But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style.

I originally supported, and voted, for Cruz,
In the end, I would vote for whoever they choose.
He wasn’t my first choice, but soon I would cede,
The one they call Trump is the one that we need.

I saw him on TV in front of a crowd,
He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud.
He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs,
Taking this country back from the Washington snobs.

He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat,
And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete.
For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit,
And he looked presidential, I have to admit.

His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best,
And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest.
His love for this country was on full display,
And his actions spoke louder than his words could say.

He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone,
Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on.
The fate of this country left nothing to chance,
So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.

The men he had chosen were of the same mind,
Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind.
He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat,
With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet;

“Now Mattis!, now Kelly!’ now Sessions! And Pruitt!
On Perry! On Flynn, You’re the ones who can do it.
Start lifting restrictions and building the wall,
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”;

The roar of his audience rose from the stands,
He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands.
He answered their questions and calmed all their fears,
They knew it would be a fantastic four years.

Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet,
A fellow that Liberals won’t soon forget.
He sent one more tweet as the evening expired;
“Happy Inauguration to all,
AND OBAMA – YOU’RE FIRED!”

Edited January 19, 2017 by sketch

mrmackc · January 20, 2017

1 hour ago, sketch said:

From the vet not sure of the author :

THE NIGHT BEFORE INAUGURATION

‘Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower
The Donald reflected on his newfound power.

The conservative masses had come out in force
And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.

The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes,
The media lied to them… What a surprise…!
They had been promised a Hillary win,
But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.

And though from all corners celebrities flew,
They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue.
They talked about climate, racism, and such,
And they made up good stories . . . But didn’t know much.

The fake news and ignorance came at a cost,
And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost.
They blamed it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad,
But failed to acknowledge the one that was bad.

Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed,
Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod.
The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed,
And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.

So out in the streets there arose such a clatter,
It was Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter.
With cities to pillage and windows to smash,
They knew not the issues, but needed the cash.

Eight years of Obama had given them cause
To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus.
But soon the protestors will feel the pain,
When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train.

And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear,
Upset and offended by things that they’ll hear.
The cocoa and crayons will help for a while,
But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style.

I originally supported, and voted, for Cruz,
In the end, I would vote for whoever they choose.
He wasn’t my first choice, but soon I would cede,
The one they call Trump is the one that we need.

I saw him on TV in front of a crowd,
He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud.
He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs,
Taking this country back from the Washington snobs.

He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat,
And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete.
For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit,
And he looked presidential, I have to admit.

His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best,
And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest.
His love for this country was on full display,
And his actions spoke louder than his words could say.

He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone,
Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on.
The fate of this country left nothing to chance,
So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.

The men he had chosen were of the same mind,
Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind.
He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat,
With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet;

“Now Mattis!, now Kelly!’ now Sessions! And Pruitt!
On Perry! On Flynn, You’re the ones who can do it.
Start lifting restrictions and building the wall,
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”;

The roar of his audience rose from the stands,
He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands.
He answered their questions and calmed all their fears,
They knew it would be a fantastic four years.

Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet,
A fellow that Liberals won’t soon forget.
He sent one more tweet as the evening expired;
“Happy Inauguration to all,
AND OBAMA – YOU’RE FIRED!”

Thanks for sharing this with all of us hardly working and hard working old codgers.

Rsquared · January 20, 2017

I can't speak for the rest of us Mack. But you don't seem to be the "hardly working" or the "old codger" type.

Now.................worthless and deplorable...............that might be another subject. :lmao:

OOH-RAH! BROWN SHOE!

mrmackc · January 20, 2017

Ha! That is an astute observation and an intelligent comment.

"Worthless and deplorable" old brown shoe Marine fits me better than I can imagine!

Semper Fi!

shepp · January 21, 2017

mrmackc · January 27, 2017

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shepp · January 27, 2017

Annnnnnd now that songs in my head

mrmackc · January 27, 2017

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shepp · January 28, 2017

@MikedaddyH

Edited January 28, 2017 by shepp

Armed Eye Doc · January 31, 2017

How many of you already have one of these?

MikedaddyH · February 1, 2017

2 hours ago, Armed Eye Doc said:

How many of you already have one of these?

OMG ... When I worked at Nasty Brands Inc we sold those ! Lol ! But we sold ,"As seen on TV" stuff and vibrators too.

shepp · February 1, 2017

2 hours ago, MikedaddyH said:

OMG ... When I worked at Nasty Brands Inc we sold those ! Lol ! But we sold ,"As seen on TV" stuff and vibrators too. And I tested them all

Fify

98Z5V · February 1, 2017

1 minute ago, shepp said:

Fify

:lmao: :laffs: Payback!... :banana:

Matt.Cross · February 1, 2017

1 hour ago, 98Z5V said:

Payback!...

More like a down payment when you consider the sheer volume of Mike's content....

:hornet:

MikedaddyH · February 1, 2017

MikedaddyH · February 1, 2017

2 hours ago, shepp said:

Fify

We played with so much of that stuff , more laughs than the "Laugh Factory".

shepp · February 1, 2017

Is that why you don't work there mike?

Edited February 1, 2017 by shepp

MikedaddyH · February 1, 2017

24 minutes ago, shepp said:

Is that why you don't work there mike?

It was the dildo warehouse ! Get it right. And I drove a standup forklift.

Shep go to the farmers market and get a cheeseburger , chill dude.

shepp · February 1, 2017

2 minutes ago, MikedaddyH said:

It was the dildo warehouse ! Get it right. And I drove a standup forklift.

Shep go to the farmers market and get a cheeseburger , chill dude.

It's winter mike the farmers market is closed