imschur Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 because I dont pay attention when she speaks. I said i thought it was a great idea. I guess my response was NOT the correct answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt.Cross Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 because I dont pay attention when she speaks. I said i thought it was a great idea. I guess my response was NOT the correct answer. No, but only because it violates the premise of her statement. If you had sent a text saying that, you'd be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 I would prefer emails. It gives me time to fully decode the attacks and formulate adequate responses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 because I dont pay attention when she speaks. I said i thought it was a great idea. I guess my response was NOT the correct answer. Glad I'm not the only one who gets this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 because I dont pay attention when she speaks. I said i thought it was a great idea. I guess my response was NOT the correct answer. rule #1 of the fight club......Pay attention when she speaks rule#2 of the fight club.....every question is a "trick question" there is no right answer :) Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 #3 answer the question with a question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texas30cal Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 That is the only way mine will communicate with me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyEJL Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 I figure since mine is crazy and all the time is hitting me with "but I told you about this last week" that I can get away with the same with her. "But I told you last week I was buying a PSL and a crate of ammo" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shibiwan Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 rule #1 of the fight club......Pay attention when she speaks rule#2 of the fight club.....every question is a "trick question" there is no right answer :) Wash Rule #2 always. At that point there is no more #3 because she is always right and we are always wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 (edited) Rule # 4........I'm sorry honey ! because we are fools((in her mind) and that ends all :) Wash Edited March 25, 2014 by washguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 I figure since mine is crazy and all the time is hitting me with "but I told you about this last week" that I can get away with the same with her. "But I told you last week I was buying a PSL and a crate of ammo" I caught her on that early feb, thinks she tells me sh!t but she don't! "I told you about the birthday party on the day of the Super Bowl" my reply " the fu@k you did! You were pissed at me that day and didn't say a word to me" boom I win.......I wait we never win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shibiwan Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Rule # 4........I'm sorry honey ! because we are fools((in her mind) and that ends all :) Wash "whaddya mean 'WE'??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shibiwan Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 (edited) I caught her on that early feb, thinks she tells me sh!t but she don't! "I told you about the birthday party on the day of the Super Bowl" my reply " the fu@k you did! You were pissed at me that day and didn't say a word to me" boom I win.......I wait we never win I never do. Even though I remember clearly what exactly happened and can describe it word for word, she always has a different version from an parallel universe. Great thing these days is my 16yo daughter backs up my version. Edited March 25, 2014 by shibiwan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyEJL Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 but if you start saying "ok honey" when she does that, she's pretty well stuck saying the same when you pull a fast one too :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 I never do. Even though I remember clearly what exactly happened and can describe it word for word, she always has a different version from an parallel universe. Great thing these days is my 16yo daughter backs up my version. Only back up I've got are two cats and all they ever want is food! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 As old as you are and you don't know when you're being baited? The proper answer is "huh"? "Drop your drawers." Then the argument would switch to your only thinking about sex all the time. An argument worth arguing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shibiwan Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 As old as you are and you don't know when you're being baited? The proper answer is "huh"? "Drop your drawers." Then the argument would switch to your only thinking about sex all the time. An argument worth arguing. ...and then you get into the headaches and what not.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 but if you start saying "ok honey" when she does that, she's pretty well stuck saying the same when you pull a fast one too :D EasyE but you forgot the "im sorry" haha that takes em off their "game" only to be used once in awhile......lol :) Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 (edited) We have hallway sex,we pass each other in the hallway and say "fuk you". Edited March 25, 2014 by unforgiven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharkey Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 I'm still upset since I found out there are more than 50,000 battered women in America and I'm still eating mine plain.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 BWWAAAAHHAAAHHAAAA.Good one brother. <lmao> <laughs> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 It's thread's like this that make me glad that I got rid of mine a long time ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
392heminut Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that mine imagines she told me something and truly believes she did! No, really, I'm serious! Oh, and she won't catch me typing this because she's at work and loaned her car out to the grandson so I have to pick her up. Oh shiit, she just called for a ride. Gotta go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 So out at dinner the other night, and I'm reading some emails on my phone. She wasn't talking when I picked my phone up...for the record. I start hearing chatter. "Blah blah blah, blah blah, blah-blah. ...what do you think?" "What do I think about what?" I say. She repeats her...STATEMENT. Yes statement. There was nothing to think about and I told her that in similar words. She says " I know, I just throw that in sometimes to see if you are listening" So, I had to explain that if she's sees my phone in my hand, and I'm staring at it...it means I'm most like reading something. I don't very often stare at the blank black screen while carefully listening to what is happening around me. It's best to get my attention before you start making your statements. I'm not a very good reader and it takes most of my concentration. "You might as well say nothing at all if I'm reading something on my phone" "That's ALL the time!" She says. "Exactly" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt.Cross Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80502688/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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