98Z5V Posted February 15, 2019 Report Posted February 15, 2019 Here's the story from the man that killed the mountain lion. Hand to Hand.
jtallen83 Posted February 15, 2019 Report Posted February 15, 2019 Badass for sure but part lucky ass and part dumbass, who hikes and bikes in mountain lion country without at least a fixed blade knife? I spent a couple years working in the Mountain Home Arkansas area and didn't see many men that were not packing a fixed blade on their belt, societal change is making it to the Ozarks I guess.
Armed Eye Doc Posted February 15, 2019 Report Posted February 15, 2019 I read somewhere that the mountain lion yelled "this is MAGA country" before it attacked. They must have edited that out of the interview.
shepp Posted February 15, 2019 Report Posted February 15, 2019 5 hours ago, jtallen83 said: Badass for sure but part lucky ass and part dumbass, who hikes and bikes in mountain lion country without at least a fixed blade knife? I spent a couple years working in the Mountain Home Arkansas area and didn't see many men that were not packing a fixed blade on their belt, societal change is making it to the Ozarks I guess. Because those ozark boys are “rednecks”, no mater how badass this dudes still a granola eater....
ARTrooper Posted February 15, 2019 Report Posted February 15, 2019 Is it just me, or did this guy do a hell of a lot of thinking while fighting for his life? I have been in my fair share of fights and I can't say I have ever done that much thinking, more of just reacting, going off instincts and training.
DNP Posted February 15, 2019 Report Posted February 15, 2019 I would have pictured a cat putting up a lot more fight. Seemed like he had a lot of time to roll around with the kitty. Maybe it was trying to rape him...not kill him.
shepp Posted February 15, 2019 Report Posted February 15, 2019 43 minutes ago, DNP said: I would have pictured a cat putting up a lot more fight. Seemed like he had a lot of time to roll around with the kitty. Maybe it was trying to rape him...not kill him. Maybe it choked to death on his man bun
Armed Eye Doc Posted February 15, 2019 Report Posted February 15, 2019 5 hours ago, DNP said: Lmao. That's just insensitive... That's just what I was striving for.
unforgiven Posted February 15, 2019 Report Posted February 15, 2019 39 minutes ago, shepp said: Maybe it choked to death on his man bun Got $hit coming out of my nose...
sketch Posted February 16, 2019 Report Posted February 16, 2019 dude knows some grapling it sounds like? or he went barbaric on the infant cat. either way the cat is not going to attack anyone else.
Ravenworks Posted February 16, 2019 Report Posted February 16, 2019 4 hours ago, DNP said: I would have pictured a cat putting up a lot more fight. Seemed like he had a lot of time to roll around with the kitty. Maybe it was trying to rape him...not kill him. Wait a minute, I thought Dolphins were the only raping kind?
98Z5V Posted February 16, 2019 Author Report Posted February 16, 2019 Make no mistake. Dolphin Rape is Real...
98Z5V Posted February 16, 2019 Author Report Posted February 16, 2019 As soon as one of you fuckers kills a mountain lion with your bare hands, I'll listen to the criticism you have of the guy that did it. That's Caveman shiit, right there, and he got it done, and he ain't dead right now. THAT is badass. I've fought enough wildlife in my life to know one thing for sure - there's no fucking way I'd want to fight a mountain lion to the death. It might be as badass as a beaver, and I'm done with that shiit.
Lonewolf McQuade Posted February 16, 2019 Report Posted February 16, 2019 1 hour ago, 98Z5V said: I've fought enough wildlife in my life Penguin don't fuken count?
98Z5V Posted February 16, 2019 Author Report Posted February 16, 2019 24 minutes ago, Lonewolf McQuade said: Penguin don't fuken count? Penguin aren't FDE. You wanna fight something tough, then fight something that comes in FDE. Deer and Beaver count. And they're BAD.
Ravenworks Posted February 16, 2019 Report Posted February 16, 2019 7 hours ago, 98Z5V said: Penguin aren't FDE. You wanna fight something tough, then fight something that comes in FDE. Deer and Beaver count. And they're BAD. Tell you what,a Prairie Dog will rip you to shreds. My wife has written several books on them and is pretty much an authority on them. I got nailed while feeding for her when she was sick,they are lighting fast. Within 2 seconds I ended up with 30 stitches in my hand. Before any of you make a smart azz remark I want you to think about that. Tell you what,I think if we ever had a home invasion that I'd throw one of them at the person and watch them get ripped to shreds.
shepp Posted February 16, 2019 Report Posted February 16, 2019 11 hours ago, 98Z5V said: As soon as one of you fuckers kills a mountain lion with your bare hands, I'll listen to the criticism you have of the guy that did it. That's Caveman shiit, right there, and he got it done, and he ain't dead right now. THAT is badass. I've fought enough wildlife in my life to know one thing for sure - there's no fucking way I'd want to fight a mountain lion to the death. It might be as badass as a beaver, and I'm done with that shiit. He got lucky........ if hank didn’t weigh 8 pounds she woulda killed me along time ago
Sisco Posted February 16, 2019 Report Posted February 16, 2019 (edited) A lot of badass animals, believe me. Would not want to mess with a prarie dog. Personally I believe wild animals in a cage are most dangerous. We had this guy try to go through a chicken wire fence after my nephew in Chile. Then he calmed down. He had been rescued by an estancia after his mother was killed. But he was NOT tame. Don’t mess with otters either, their bite can break bones. Killing that Cougar was badass, but he was lucky as well. Edited February 16, 2019 by Sisco
Ravenworks Posted February 16, 2019 Report Posted February 16, 2019 (edited) I thought I finished my post but got sidetracked. The point I was trying to make was these things happen super fast to where they are over with before you even know what happened. All BS aside, the dude got lucky. As for the prairie dogs,they accepted my wife as part of their clan. Me,they all chitter at me when I walk into the room except the one female we have. Edited February 16, 2019 by Ravenworks
Ravenworks Posted February 16, 2019 Report Posted February 16, 2019 (edited) Before any of you dicks say it,I don't have anything going on with a PD Edited February 16, 2019 by Ravenworks
Lonewolf McQuade Posted February 16, 2019 Report Posted February 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Ravenworks said: I don't have anything going on with a PD What is PD? Medical speak for Peronie Disease? Just saw a commercial about a pill for it. It can probably help you. ..?....jk?
98Z5V Posted February 16, 2019 Author Report Posted February 16, 2019 5 hours ago, Ravenworks said: Tell you what,a Prairie Dog will rip you to shreds. FDE... 2 hours ago, Sisco said: We had this guy try to go through a chicken wire fence after my nephew in Chile. Then he calmed down. He had been rescued by an estancia after his mother was killed. But he was NOT tame. FDE, too... You guys smell what I'm spreadin' yet?...
98Z5V Posted February 16, 2019 Author Report Posted February 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Ravenworks said: Before any of you dicks say it,I don't have anything going on with a PD
Ravenworks Posted February 16, 2019 Report Posted February 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Lonewolf McQuade said: What is PD? Medical speak for Peronie Disease? Just saw a commercial about a pill for it. It can probably help you. ..?....jk? Prairie Dog
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