Lonewolf McQuade Posted September 11, 2021 Report Posted September 11, 2021 On 9/11/2021 at 3:40 PM, DNP said: You bought her…she’s yours now. Don’t fcuk this up. If I find her back on my door step, you’ll find me on yours…and there’s pretty good odd nobody will find you period. I'm still waiting on the agreed upon 2 chickens, a cow & 500 acres of prime whitetail hunting property lol
Armed Eye Doc Posted September 12, 2021 Author Report Posted September 12, 2021 4 hours ago, Lonewolf McQuade said: I'm still waiting on the agreed upon 2 chickens, a cow & 500 acres of prime whitetail hunting property lol Are you sure you don't owe that to his family? The bride's family usually gives the dowry.
Lonewolf McQuade Posted September 12, 2021 Report Posted September 12, 2021 (edited) On 9/11/2021 at 8:42 PM, Armed Eye Doc said: Are you sure you don't owe that to his family? The bride's family usually gives the dowry. 🤣😂 FUK NO! The bride's father can hit a ground hog @700 tto 800 yards, note - groom is much larger than a ground hog . Groom apparently needs to be reminded again......😁 Edited September 12, 2021 by Lonewolf McQuade
Armed Eye Doc Posted September 12, 2021 Author Report Posted September 12, 2021 16 hours ago, Lonewolf McQuade said: 🤣😂 FUK NO! The bride's father can hit a ground hog @700 tto 800 yards, note - groom is much larger than a ground hog . Groom apparently needs to be reminded again......😁 If the groom gets hit, the bride will return to the father. I didn't think you wanted that.
Lonewolf McQuade Posted September 12, 2021 Report Posted September 12, 2021 On 9/12/2021 at 2:16 PM, Armed Eye Doc said: If the groom gets hit, the bride will return to the father. I didn't think you wanted that. 😅🤣
Cunuckgaucho Posted September 12, 2021 Report Posted September 12, 2021 6 hours ago, Belt Fed said: I;m callin PETA. Why do they have a good recipe for ground hog?
Lonewolf McQuade Posted September 12, 2021 Report Posted September 12, 2021 On 9/12/2021 at 3:25 PM, Cunuckgaucho said: Why do they have a good recipe for ground hog? 😅 somebody needs to make a PETA cook book.
Sharpshooter Posted September 13, 2021 Report Posted September 13, 2021 People for Extremely Tasty Animals?
Lonewolf McQuade Posted September 13, 2021 Report Posted September 13, 2021 On 9/13/2021 at 2:32 PM, Sharpshooter said: People for Extremely Tasty Animals? On 9/13/2021 at 2:34 PM, shooterrex said: People Eating Tasty Animals. Exactly! 👍
Lonewolf McQuade Posted September 13, 2021 Report Posted September 13, 2021 i need to stop by the car dealership before Saturday. I want to get one of those giant stickers that says "AS IS, NO WARRANTY " to stick on my daughter
Rsquared Posted September 14, 2021 Report Posted September 14, 2021 3 hours ago, Lonewolf McQuade said: i need to stop by the car dealership before Saturday. I want to get one of those giant stickers that says "AS IS, NO WARRANTY " to stick on my daughter Now THAT's fukin funny.
Belt Fed Posted September 14, 2021 Report Posted September 14, 2021 4 hours ago, Lonewolf McQuade said: i need to stop by the car dealership before Saturday. I want to get one of those giant stickers that says "AS IS, NO WARRANTY " to stick on my daughter Then she probably gonna stick a Biden Harris sticker on your bumper.
Lonewolf McQuade Posted September 14, 2021 Report Posted September 14, 2021 On 9/13/2021 at 10:02 PM, Belt Fed said: Then she probably gonna stick a Biden Harris sticker on your bumper. I'd hate to have to disown her......
Cunuckgaucho Posted September 14, 2021 Report Posted September 14, 2021 5 hours ago, Lonewolf McQuade said: i need to stop by the car dealership before Saturday. I want to get one of those giant stickers that says "AS IS, NO WARRANTY " to stick on my daughter Or hand him a warranty card with the last sentence stating " While you were reading this the warranty has expired"
Lonewolf McQuade Posted September 14, 2021 Report Posted September 14, 2021 On 9/13/2021 at 11:20 PM, Cunuckgaucho said: Or hand him a warranty card with the last sentence stating " While you were reading this the warranty has expired" 😂🤣
Lonewolf McQuade Posted September 14, 2021 Report Posted September 14, 2021 Product sold..... Warranty expired... Manufacturer no longer responsible for product
Sharpshooter Posted September 14, 2021 Report Posted September 14, 2021 Sounds like my first and third wives. For sure, nobody was taking any responsibility for those!
Lonewolf McQuade Posted September 14, 2021 Report Posted September 14, 2021 On 9/14/2021 at 12:29 AM, Sharpshooter said: Sounds like my first and third wives. For sure, nobody was taking any responsibility for those! 🤣 I was fortunate enough to return my 1st two without much a restocking fee
Sharpshooter Posted September 14, 2021 Report Posted September 14, 2021 Yeah, brother. Me too. But #2 was a b*tch, in more ways than one.
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