Magwa Posted January 16, 2021 Report Posted January 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Cunuckgaucho said: Never partied with that crowed so no research experience, seems I missed out. never to late to learn if you like doing 50 miles in less than 3 hours and you have a tough horse Arabians rule this type of endeavor but I had a really tough Appy gelding that was always up for the challenge he could do 50 miles and just stop and start grazing never phased him a great mountain horse all the real steep stuff I would dismount grab his tail and up the hill we went get to the top jump on and run the downhills . We had mandatory vet checks where they checked heart rate and breathing he was never there long and away we went some great times with that horse...
Cunuckgaucho Posted January 16, 2021 Author Report Posted January 16, 2021 I'll start with the post race party and go from there 🍻
unforgiven Posted January 17, 2021 Report Posted January 17, 2021 8 hours ago, Magwa said: never to late to learn if you like doing 50 miles in less than 3 hours and you have a tough horse Arabians rule this type of endeavor but I had a really tough Appy gelding that was always up for the challenge he could do 50 miles and just stop and start grazing never phased him a great mountain horse all the real steep stuff I would dismount grab his tail and up the hill we went get to the top jump on and run the downhills . We had mandatory vet checks where they checked heart rate and breathing he was never there long and away we went some great times with that horse... That is badfukinass brother 🍺🍺
Cunuckgaucho Posted January 17, 2021 Author Report Posted January 17, 2021 52 minutes ago, unforgiven said: That is badfukinass brother 🍺🍺 Check out Indian relay Racing 1 rider 3 horses and 3 non riding team mates. While the race is exciting the action is at the exchange.
unforgiven Posted January 17, 2021 Report Posted January 17, 2021 Horses are bueatiful animals 🍺🍺 thanks brother
Magwa Posted February 9, 2021 Report Posted February 9, 2021 (edited) We have a event here called ride and tie two guys or two people any sex 1 horse and 8 miles to go first person takes off and already knows about how far to ride. When he gets to where he thinks that distance is he ties the horse on the side of the hill and takes off running, the guy who starts the race running gets to the horse jumps on and takes off, as he approaches his partner he yells ride and tie and how far the running guy say 1/2 mile or Mile or whatever and the ride goes by and rides till he get what he thinks is the right distance and jumps off and ties the horse and hauls ass running...rinse and repeat till both are accross the finish line. the crown bets calcutta style on the teams so you can buy your own team or go in with someone... fun $hit..... more fun horse races Omak stampede wild horse race the ultimate Injun race if you have the brass balls for it Edited February 9, 2021 by Magwa
DNP Posted February 9, 2021 Report Posted February 9, 2021 We had a local guy, Geno that was always fun to watch. Kinda reminded you of Mongo in Blazing Saddles. He could put that horse in a headlock and just hold him there while the rider saddled up and got on. Total mindfuk for the horse and the ride was fairly tame after that.
mrmackc Posted February 9, 2021 Report Posted February 9, 2021 3 hours ago, Magwa said: We have a event here called ride and tie two guys or two people any sex 1 horse and 8 miles to go first person takes off and already knows about how far to ride. When he gets to where he thinks that distance is he ties the horse on the side of the hill and takes off running, the guy who starts the race running gets to the horse jumps on and takes off, as he approaches his partner he yells ride and tie and how far the running guy say 1/2 mile or Mile or whatever and the ride goes by and rides till he get what he thinks is the right distance and jumps off and ties the horse and hauls ass running...rinse and repeat till both are accross the finish line. the crown bets calcutta style on the teams so you can buy your own team or go in with someone... fun $hit..... more fun horse races Omak stampede wild horse race the ultimate Injun race if you have the brass balls for it Ride and tie sounds kinda like some of the old plains Indian games. But a bit more complicated.
98Z5V Posted February 10, 2021 Report Posted February 10, 2021 (edited) 12 hours ago, DNP said: We had a local guy, Geno that was always fun to watch. Kinda reminded you of Mongo in Blazing Saddles. He could put that horse in a headlock and just hold him there while the rider saddled up and got on. Total mindfuk for the horse and the ride was fairly tame after that. I need to meet that guy. He might be able to help me with my deer-technique... Edited February 10, 2021 by 98Z5V
DNP Posted February 10, 2021 Report Posted February 10, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, 98Z5V said: I need to meet that guy. He might be able to help me with my deer-technique... Grow about 3 feet and put on a couple hundred pounds for a good start. and that doesn’t mean to attach one of lonewolf’s gay midgets that beltfed told us about. Edited February 10, 2021 by DNP
Lonewolf McQuade Posted February 10, 2021 Report Posted February 10, 2021 1 hour ago, DNP said: Grow about 3 feet and put on a couple hundred pounds for a good start. and that doesn’t mean to attach one of lonewolf’s gay midgets that beltfed told us about. Now wait a cotton pickin minute! While i may be more than ok with a large breasted miniature female hooker, I by NO MEANS share the freaky @Belt Fed gets on with the limp twisted fairy midgets! May you endure an irritating infestation of crotch crickets for even believing his preposterous lies!!
98Z5V Posted February 11, 2021 Report Posted February 11, 2021 See?... Just one comment gets you two "complete innocents" dragged right in, every time... Here's what I think, every single time I see you two either get dragged in, or just get into it...
Cunuckgaucho Posted February 11, 2021 Author Report Posted February 11, 2021 Can you imagine this place had an HR dept. we'd all be spending all our time in sensitivity training...
Matt.Cross Posted February 11, 2021 Report Posted February 11, 2021 30 minutes ago, Cunuckgaucho said: Can you imagine this place had an HR dept. we'd all be spending all our time in sensitivity training... Tom IS the HR manager, and easily the most sensitive and understanding person on the forum. You can't imagine how much the rest of us hate him for it.... 🤣
98Z5V Posted February 11, 2021 Report Posted February 11, 2021 22 minutes ago, Matt.Cross said: Tom IS the HR manager, and easily the most sensitive and understanding person on the forum. 🤣 Of course, I am. Just ask me.
Matt.Cross Posted February 11, 2021 Report Posted February 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Lonewolf McQuade said: Early April Fools? 🤣 SOBS - sudden onset of BS syndrome
98Z5V Posted February 11, 2021 Report Posted February 11, 2021 The DEWS moniker was the greatest gift ever bestowed upon me, and I didn't know it at the time, when these sneaky fuckers did it. I AM the Dumbass Early Warning System here...
Matt.Cross Posted February 11, 2021 Report Posted February 11, 2021 7 hours ago, 98Z5V said: The DEWS moniker was the greatest gift ever bestowed upon me, and I didn't know it at the time, when these sneaky fuckers did it. I AM the Dumbass Early Warning System here... I can't even count the PMs I've gotten from newcomers asking, "WTF is DEWS?". LOL... ... If you have to ask...
Magwa Posted February 11, 2021 Report Posted February 11, 2021 7 hours ago, 98Z5V said: The DEWS moniker was the greatest gift ever bestowed upon me, and I didn't know it at the time, when these sneaky fuckers did it. I AM the Dumbass Early Warning System here... And you are Damed good at it ....!!!!!! LMAO🍺
Lonewolf McQuade Posted February 11, 2021 Report Posted February 11, 2021 🤔 So, not "Deranged but Eager Wabbit Slayer"....
Rsquared Posted February 12, 2021 Report Posted February 12, 2021 21 hours ago, Cunuckgaucho said: Can you imagine this place had an HR dept. we'd all be spending all our time in sensitivity training... Are you kidding? We'd all be fired within the hour for not being PC.
mrmackc Posted February 12, 2021 Report Posted February 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Rsquared said: Are you kidding? We'd all be fired within the hour for not being PC. Sensitivity training and after the first lesson we would be doing anger management and our instructor would need a pain management course. LOL
98Z5V Posted February 12, 2021 Report Posted February 12, 2021 I had to take my whole company to EO/Sexual Harassment training, mandatory for the year. I was the Company First Sergeant (1SG). Since we were a separate company under a Brigade (weird situation), the Installation EO Rep was giving the class. I'm never subtle, either. I got the company together in the conference hall that we had to sit in, and I opened up... "HEY MOTHERFUCKERS, SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUK UP!!! WE'RE HERE FOR OUR ANNUAL EQUAL HARASSMENT AND SEXUAL OPPORTUNITY TRAINING, SO FUCKING PAY ATTENTION!!!..." The Installation EO Rep almost shiit her ACU pants, RIGHT THERE...
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