Sisco Posted June 19, 2017 Report Posted June 19, 2017 20 hours ago, Sisco said: Thanks for the tip. I already did. Making up my homemade BBQ sauce now. Had to crush up some Viagra for it. These Dads are in for a surprise! Well, this didn't go well at all. The ribs were good, but the Viagra laced BBQ sauce was a mistake. Right after our meal, one of the other geezers started complaining about angina, which anyone who watches all those ads on TV knows can happen with this stuff. My hearing is so bad I thought he said that word with a "v" in front of it. So I am smiling and patting him on the back while everyone else is yelling and screaming to get him to the ER. When we finally got it sorted out, I was chosen to take him to the ER. We got there, explained to the doc what happened, and they took care of my friend. The doc also canceled my Viagra prescription, suppose I deserved that. Anyway, they let him go so we head back to my house. Come down the driveway and there are flashing emergency lights all over. Turns out right after we left my other geezer friend, after his fourth margarita, tore off his shirt, smeared himself with my fortified BBQ sauce, and started screaming for the ladies to lick it off. Fortunately all of them were well provisioned with pepper spray and stun guns in their purses, and made quick work of him before calling the Sheriff. After we explained to the Deputy the situation, he just shook his head and left, muttering something about "attempted assault with a friendly weapon" not being in any of the county ordinances. After we got his eyes washed out, he calmed right down and fell asleep. Four margaritas will do that to you at our age. Anyway, I am afraid our BBQ party might have put a strain on our friendships with them as They both mentioned something about a "cold day in hell" before we get together again, and everyone know cold days aren't good for barbeques. It didn't stop one of them from licking the BBQ sauce bowl clean before they left though. Guess I am going to have to revisit that recipe before the next BBQ.
98Z5V Posted June 20, 2017 Report Posted June 20, 2017 11 hours ago, Sisco said: Well, this didn't go well at all. The ribs were good, but the Viagra laced BBQ sauce was a mistake. Right after our meal, one of the other geezers started complaining about angina, which anyone who watches all those ads on TV knows can happen with this stuff. My hearing is so bad I thought he said that word with a "v" in front of it. So I am smiling and patting him on the back You sure you didn't accidentally hear "mangina," and start patting him on the back, brother?!!?...
Sisco Posted June 20, 2017 Report Posted June 20, 2017 Just now, 98Z5V said: You sure you didn't accidentally hear "mangina," and start patting him on the back, brother?!!?... Oh that is low! I probably deserved it.
98Z5V Posted June 20, 2017 Report Posted June 20, 2017 Somebody has to be the a$shole... might as well be me, I reckon...
sketch Posted June 20, 2017 Report Posted June 20, 2017 (edited) bwahahaha good times! how does that work in the women?? the laced bbq sauce.. they needed to add pepper. hmm next batch ad pepper? Edited June 20, 2017 by sketch Shits
sketch Posted June 30, 2017 Report Posted June 30, 2017 (edited) https://youtu.be/As3Ql3AULMw pizza oven in the woods! Edited June 30, 2017 by sketch good shits.
Sisco Posted June 30, 2017 Report Posted June 30, 2017 (edited) Pizza is like sex. When its good, its really good. When its bad, its still.....OK. Got tasked with bringing a meat to a gourmet dinner, where the theme is Morocco so here is a small brisket rubbed down with harissa and other North African spices on the smoker. Could'nt find any good lamb. Edited June 30, 2017 by Sisco
shepp Posted June 30, 2017 Report Posted June 30, 2017 17 hours ago, sketch said: https://youtu.be/As3Ql3AULMw pizza oven in the woods! That looks good! Was is alil smoky? 7 hours ago, Sisco said: Pizza is like sex. When its good, its really good. When its bad, its still.....OK. Perfect!!!
sketch Posted July 1, 2017 Report Posted July 1, 2017 had a nice eastern wash pine smoke? can you guys see the vid? having to set up youtube for a 3rd time.
98Z5V Posted July 1, 2017 Report Posted July 1, 2017 16 of these giant things are going on the grill pretty soon... ...and I don't have small hands...
shepp Posted July 1, 2017 Report Posted July 1, 2017 11 minutes ago, 98Z5V said: 16 of these giant things are going on the grill pretty soon... ...and I don't have small hands... YUM!
washguy Posted July 1, 2017 Report Posted July 1, 2017 WOW !! thats some of the biggest crawdads ive seen ....you lucky guy!! Wash
mrmackc Posted July 2, 2017 Report Posted July 2, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, washguy said: WOW !! thats some of the biggest crawdads ive seen ....you lucky guy!! Wash 98 be careful them thangs may make you give up women for mermaids. 1 hour ago, washguy said: Damn , Wash, any Texan knows them creatures ain't crawdads they are grub worm tails. Edited July 2, 2017 by mrmackc
sketch Posted July 2, 2017 Report Posted July 2, 2017 i did a job for a good guy last month he wants to take me in the sound to catch those monsters and he says i can have 40 per person per day.. thats a damn feast! dungees open soon!
98Z5V Posted July 2, 2017 Report Posted July 2, 2017 Got after it - what an awesome grill day - even though it was 112 out...
98Z5V Posted July 2, 2017 Report Posted July 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, sketch said: i did a job for a good guy last month he wants to take me in the sound to catch those monsters and he says i can have 40 per person per day.. thats a damn feast! dungees open soon! I used to dive the Sound. Speargun some Ling Cod, and dive for red rock crab. The LEAST amount of crab I ever came up with was 24, and they were all at least 7" across the shell. Love them things!
shepp Posted July 2, 2017 Report Posted July 2, 2017 1 hour ago, 98Z5V said: I used to dive the Sound. Speargun some Ling Cod, and dive for red rock crab. The LEAST amount of crab I ever came up with was 24, and they were all at least 7" across the shell. Love them things! I went diving once got all kinds of crabs in my beard.................wait never mind forget I said that
sketch Posted July 2, 2017 Report Posted July 2, 2017 hahaha its on the net now bro! if i can ditch work for a day ill be doing some grillin like 98!
Armed Eye Doc Posted July 3, 2017 Report Posted July 3, 2017 Smoking some bacon wrapped pork loins for tomorrow. Just because I like maple flavoured sausage, I injected them with melted butter and maple syrup. Ill see how my experiment works in about 6 hours.
sketch Posted July 3, 2017 Report Posted July 3, 2017 (edited) mmm bacon ? Edited July 3, 2017 by sketch good shits
shepp Posted July 3, 2017 Report Posted July 3, 2017 4 hours ago, Armed Eye Doc said: Smoking some bacon wrapped pork loins for tomorrow. Just because I like maple flavoured sausage, I injected them with melted butter and maple syrup. Ill see how my experiment works in about 6 hours. That sounds awesome. I really wanted prawns after 98's post. Today my last call was at one of my favorite stores in Madison so I got three prawns and a NY strip pics to come
shepp Posted July 4, 2017 Report Posted July 4, 2017 Steak rubbed with oakridge Santa Maria, prawns soaked in veg oil with 2 tbs white vinegar, garlic powder, salt, lemon zest, tarragon and seafood seasoning (like obay). Goes great on a lot of seafood I found the recipe when I started grilling soft shell crab
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