shepp Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 48 minutes ago, Sisco said: From flurries to 8-12” is spot on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armed Eye Doc Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 17 minutes ago, shepp said: From flurries to 8-12” is spot on I agree except that stores empty of water and bread in the south if we hear Bing Crosby sing White Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Armed Eye Doc said: I agree except that stores empty of water and bread in the south if we hear Bing Crosby sing White Christmas. Spot on.....actually if a snowflake sticks to a tree leaf....the lines start to form at the piggly wiggly Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 You think that's bad....if the roads get wet here people lose their fuckin minds! It would be complete chaos as soon as the first flake fell from the sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, DNP said: You think that's bad....if the roads get wet here people lose their fuckin minds! It would be complete chaos as soon as the first flake fell from the sky. stop sending those mfers up here where it rains everyother day.. i swear its one a week here the freeway is shut down for some jackass that cant drive through a turn and panics at 60 breakchecks the whole mess into 1 hr instead of 10 min? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mineralman55 Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 We had a couple inches of snow here on the northshore of Lake Ponchartrain last Friday. Yes, you'd think the world was coming to an end. All public schools closed Thursday evening. Thursday f'ing evening in anticipation of massive amounts of snow! People just kind of shut down. I had a meeting scheduled for Saturday morning 20 miles away, they called Friday and asked if I'd like to reschedule because of the snow. I laughed and said no, just be on time. No worry about beer, water, spirits or bread. Plenty of everything around all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisco Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) 4 hours ago, mineralman55 said: We had a couple inches of snow here on the northshore of Lake Ponchartrain last Friday. Yes, you'd think the world was coming to an end. All public schools closed Thursday evening. Thursday f'ing evening in anticipation of massive amounts of snow! People just kind of shut down. I had a meeting scheduled for Saturday morning 20 miles away, they called Friday and asked if I'd like to reschedule because of the snow. I laughed and said no, just be on time. No worry about beer, water, spirits or bread. Plenty of everything around all the time. I should have waved out the right side of the plane when I came in on Sunday night. Right over the lake. Edited December 12, 2017 by Sisco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 My cousin sent me pics from San Antonio... First winter inside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 An old email list I remembered and was able to find... This is the Unofficial World Wide Activities Thermometer, based on stereotypes and geographical generalizations by temperature. Air Temperatures: (Farenheit) 60 degrees - Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees - Miami residents turn on the heat. 45 degrees - Vermont residents go to outdoor concert. 40 degrees - You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 degrees - Italians cars don't start. 32 degrees - Water freezes. 30 degrees - You plan your vacation in Australia. 25 degrees - Ohio water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat ice cream, Canadians go swimming. 20 degrees - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, New York City water freezes, Miami residents plan vacation farther south. 15 degrees - French cars don't start, cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you. 10 degrees - You need jumper cables to get the car going. 5 degrees - American cars don't start. 0 degrees - Alaskans put on T-shirts. -10 degrees - German cars don't start, eyes freeze shut when you step outside. -15 degrees - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo, Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects, Miami residents cease to exist. -20 degrees - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you, politicians actually do something about the homeless, Minnesotans shovel snow off roof, Japanese cars don't start. -25 degrees - Too cold to think, you need jumper cables to get the driver going. -30 degrees - You plan a two week hot bath, Swedish cars don't start. -40 degrees - Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button, Canadians put on sweater, your car helps you plan your trip South. -50 degrees - Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the bathroom window. -80 degrees - Polar bears move South, Green Bay Packer (and Buffalo Bills) fans order hot cocoa at the game. -90 degrees - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets. -100 degrees - Hell freezes over, Clinton finally tells all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisco Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Doodle said: An old email list I remembered and was able to find... This is the Unofficial World Wide Activities Thermometer, based on stereotypes and geographical generalizations by temperature. Air Temperatures: (Farenheit) 60 degrees - Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees - Miami residents turn on the heat. 45 degrees - Vermont residents go to outdoor concert. 40 degrees - You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 degrees - Italians cars don't start. 32 degrees - Water freezes. 30 degrees - You plan your vacation in Australia. 25 degrees - Ohio water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat ice cream, Canadians go swimming. 20 degrees - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, New York City water freezes, Miami residents plan vacation farther south. 15 degrees - French cars don't start, cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you. 10 degrees - You need jumper cables to get the car going. 5 degrees - American cars don't start. 0 degrees - Alaskans put on T-shirts. -10 degrees - German cars don't start, eyes freeze shut when you step outside. -15 degrees - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo, Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects, Miami residents cease to exist. -20 degrees - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you, politicians actually do something about the homeless, Minnesotans shovel snow off roof, Japanese cars don't start. -25 degrees - Too cold to think, you need jumper cables to get the driver going. -30 degrees - You plan a two week hot bath, Swedish cars don't start. -40 degrees - Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button, Canadians put on sweater, your car helps you plan your trip South. -50 degrees - Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the bathroom window. -80 degrees - Polar bears move South, Green Bay Packer (and Buffalo Bills) fans order hot cocoa at the game. -90 degrees - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets. -100 degrees - Hell freezes over, Clinton finally tells all. Pretty good but under -100 degrees it should read: “ Hell freezes over, the Vikings finally win a Super Bowl, Clinton finally tells all.- Shepp gets it,don’t you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 6 minutes ago, Sisco said: Pretty good but under -100 degrees it should read: “ Hell freezes over, the Vikings finally win a Super Bowl, Clinton finally tells all.- Shepp gets it,don’t you? YUP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
392heminut Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 On 12/9/2017 at 10:58 PM, unforgiven said: Fuk snow. Amen brother! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mineralman55 Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 17 hours ago, Sisco said: I should have waved out the right side of the plane when I came in on Sunday night. Right over the lake. If any of you head to the Big Easy, let me know and I'll try and break away and meet you for a drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 Merry Christmas (push the play button) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 3 hours ago, shepp said: Merry Christmas (push the play button) LOVE IT! Thanks for sharing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 That was cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=380345985743818&id=185819461863139&refsrc=https%3A%2F%2Fm.facebook.com%2Fguyhumorofficial%2Fvideos%2F380345985743818%2F&_rdr ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mineralman55 Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 Ha ha. Someone sure has a lot of time on their hands! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 That was great hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisco Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 My son had one of those. Gotta admit it was a gas but was indistinguishable from an M-16. 435 feet per second. Would shred a coke can at 50 feet. Used to use it to get deer out of the garden. After a week they learned and didn't come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 My bro got me a pistol gor my bday along time ago we upped it 6mm steel bbs and headed out to a construction site with no lights.. i lost a shoe in the mud and took a bb to the neck!! it was fun as hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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98Z5V Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 NICE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 love it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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