Cunuckgaucho Posted December 11, 2021 Report Posted December 11, 2021 6 minutes ago, 98Z5V said: I've been fucked up alot, in life. "Hit by a Helicopter" is a good campfire story. I'm still here, though. Somehow. God loves me for some reason, I can't figure it out. Or it could be that Hell is to afraid to take you...
Armed Eye Doc Posted December 11, 2021 Report Posted December 11, 2021 22 minutes ago, 98Z5V said: God loves me for some reason, I can't figure it out. He's afraid that you will wind up in his fridge if you are in heaven.
mrmackc Posted December 11, 2021 Report Posted December 11, 2021 On 12/10/2021 at 10:10 PM, Cunuckgaucho said: Or it could be that Hell is to afraid to take you... I have done a lot of wondering about why he keeps me here when some of my other friends, that didn't mess near as bad as I do on almost daily basis are already up there or down there , where ever ...., I do respect my elders, even there are not many around, but I do take good care of my dogs, and my horse when I had one...
98Z5V Posted December 11, 2021 Report Posted December 11, 2021 56 minutes ago, Cunuckgaucho said: Or it could be that Hell is to afraid to take you... That's possible. Takes me 30 minutes to organize a raid. Gotta have that 20 minutes to meet people first, upon arrival. 39 minutes ago, Armed Eye Doc said: He's afraid that you will wind up in his fridge if you are in heaven. Might be possible. There is NO fridge that's safe, not even his. 2 minutes ago, mrmackc said: I have done a lot of wondering about why he keeps me here when some of my other friends, that didn't mess near as bad as I do on almost daily basis are already up there or down there , where ever ...., I do respect my elders, even there are not many around, but I do take good care of my dogs, and my horse when I had one... ^^^ This is gospel, Mack. I'm proud to have even met you. Even though you're probably my damn dad...
Sisco Posted December 11, 2021 Report Posted December 11, 2021 (edited) In Life, you are either a sheep, a predator, …….or a Sheep Dog. Edited December 11, 2021 by Sisco
Cunuckgaucho Posted December 12, 2021 Report Posted December 12, 2021 23 hours ago, mrmackc said: I have done a lot of wondering about why he keeps me here when some of my other friends, that didn't mess near as bad as I do on almost daily basis are already up there or down there , where ever ...., I do respect my elders, even there are not many around, but I do take good care of my dogs, and my horse when I had one... 23 hours ago, 98Z5V said: That's possible. Takes me 30 minutes to organize a raid. Gotta have that 20 minutes to meet people first, upon arrival. Might be possible. There is NO fridge that's safe, not even his. ^^^ This is gospel, Mack. I'm proud to have even met you. Even though you're probably my damn dad... What ever the reason and it's probably best not to question it to closely, I'm glad you gentlemen are here🍻
mrmackc Posted December 15, 2021 Report Posted December 15, 2021 (edited) What time is best, for you ? Edited December 15, 2021 by mrmackc
unforgiven Posted December 16, 2021 Report Posted December 16, 2021 1 minute ago, Belt Fed said: Amazing
98Z5V Posted December 16, 2021 Report Posted December 16, 2021 15 minutes ago, Belt Fed said: The Fur Missile is REAL!...
Matt.Cross Posted December 16, 2021 Report Posted December 16, 2021 On 12/15/2021 at 10:07 PM, Belt Fed said: She's bad about giving the cold shoulder.... .... 'cause she's a cold, frigid b*tch, with enormous balls.
mrmackc Posted December 16, 2021 Report Posted December 16, 2021 (edited) PEEING ON MY FLOWERS A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in awhile a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, Officer." "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. " Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?" "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes!' "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing ."OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?" "Not everybody pays." See less Edited December 16, 2021 by mrmackc
Lonewolf McQuade Posted December 16, 2021 Report Posted December 16, 2021 On 12/16/2021 at 12:53 AM, jim3326 said: 😂 yeah, fuk dat duck!
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