98Z5V Posted January 19, 2022 Report Posted January 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, Matt.Cross said: A very wise man once told me that "normal" is just a setting you find on a washing machine. I've progressed - through previous pain. I don't need psycho, anymore. I need regular - which is also a setting on a washing machine...
Sharpshooter Posted January 19, 2022 Report Posted January 19, 2022 Definition of wife (or girl friend) or so I've been told: An appliance you screw on the bed to get housework done. Not really sure I want to agree with that. (Meaning, I don't have a death wish!)
Matt.Cross Posted January 19, 2022 Report Posted January 19, 2022 On 1/18/2022 at 10:16 PM, 98Z5V said: I've progressed - through previous pain. I don't need psycho, anymore. I need regular - which is also a setting on a washing machine... LOL My Doc says you can get regular just by taking small doses of laxative... Seriously though, you're way overdue for a happy and fulfilling relationship, I can't wait to see that happening for you.
DNP Posted January 19, 2022 Report Posted January 19, 2022 (edited) I’ve got a recently divorced sister. She’s blonde, a little crazy (no restraining orders), and five years older than me. Her oldest son and first grandson live in Phoenix. The downside…she ain’t anywhere near the size zero she was in high school and she might give blueberry a run for her money. I can say that. She was a real bitch to me when we were little. like trap me outside and force me to do the truffle shuffle. Edited January 19, 2022 by DNP
DNP Posted January 19, 2022 Report Posted January 19, 2022 An no…I ain’t sharing half nekkid pictures like @ARTrooper
mrmackc Posted January 19, 2022 Report Posted January 19, 2022 (edited) What? Edited January 19, 2022 by mrmackc
98Z5V Posted January 20, 2022 Report Posted January 20, 2022 13 hours ago, Belt Fed said: Damn, I like her style...
Sisco Posted January 20, 2022 Report Posted January 20, 2022 10 minutes ago, Black_Sheep said: Nice looks like Portugal, maybe?
DNP Posted January 20, 2022 Report Posted January 20, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, 98Z5V said: Damn, I like her style... it’s spelt STIHL. And I think it’s pronounced STEEL. deferring to @Matt.Cross for a verdict on that. Edited January 20, 2022 by DNP
Matt.Cross Posted January 20, 2022 Report Posted January 20, 2022 On 1/19/2022 at 11:17 PM, DNP said: deferring to @Matt.Cross for a verdict on that. You are correct sir, it's very important to compartmentalize and not irreverently refer to anything as a "still" that doesn't produce Grade A moonshine.
DNP Posted January 20, 2022 Report Posted January 20, 2022 STYLE could be a pronunciation for that spelling as well though…either way, nice chainsaw.
mrmackc Posted January 20, 2022 Report Posted January 20, 2022 On 1/19/2022 at 9:39 AM, unforgiven said: Genius "Turn out the lights.....The party is over!"
Black_Sheep Posted January 20, 2022 Report Posted January 20, 2022 15 hours ago, Sisco said: Nice looks like Portugal, maybe? Cerritos Beach, Baja California Sur, Mexico
Sisco Posted January 20, 2022 Report Posted January 20, 2022 3 hours ago, Black_Sheep said: Cerritos Beach, Baja California Sur, Mexico Been to Cabo San Lucas and San Jose del Cabo, but did not make it to Cerritos Beach. Barely remember a night at The Laughing Marlin.
Sisco Posted January 20, 2022 Report Posted January 20, 2022 18 hours ago, DNP said: it’s spelt STIHL. And I think it’s pronounced STEEL. deferring to @Matt.Cross for a verdict on that. Stihl are good, but always thought Jonsrud were better.
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