Lonewolf McQuade Posted August 2, 2020 Report Posted August 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Belt Fed said: Conceal carry. I call dibs on that 1!
Rsquared Posted August 2, 2020 Report Posted August 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Belt Fed said: One word. YES. But I still don't wanna talk to her.
98Z5V Posted August 2, 2020 Report Posted August 2, 2020 So, funny story... Old guy works with us, just turned 69. He's our summertime driver - make runs to the other shop, pick up rigs (other shop gets all the vehicle deliveries and builds all the vehicles). We send him out for other shiit, too - parts we don't have, but some other place has - go get 'em, Steve. So last week he has to drive to another dealership and pick up something we don't have. He comes back, and he says, "MAN! you should have SEEN this girl that I had to get the parts from!!! She was GORGEOUS! She was just unreal..." He tells everyone else, before he comes back and tells me... His setup, got him... So, he comes back and tells me this, and I kinda chuckle - I knew the area of the city that he had to go to, but not the specific dealership - several in that area. I says, "Steve, WHAT dealership did you have to go to?..." He says, "I had to go to Peoria, and this lady was HAWT!" "So Steve, was she about 5'6", blonde, tattoos on her left arm?..." "Well..." he says, "yeah, she was - what a woman!" "So Steve, did you get her name?..." "Yeah! Her name is Kim!" "So Steve - that's my ex-wife, brother... " His fuckin' jaw dropped... He didn't believe me, so I had to pull up some pics and prove it to him. That confirmed it, right then... THEN, he has to go tell the other guys that the chick he's raving about is my ex... Now, we all fuk with Steve for creeping my ex... THIS WILL NEVER GET OLD!!! Chicks with guns thread, I get it - stay on topic... Coyote hunting - she's on the Mk12 Mod 0... I had to show the fucker some wedding pic before he believed me...
98Z5V Posted August 2, 2020 Report Posted August 2, 2020 8 hours ago, Radioactive said: Damn! This one knows what she's doing! Notice where her left hand is, during the draw?
Armed Eye Doc Posted August 2, 2020 Report Posted August 2, 2020 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Cunuckgaucho said: Yep where my right hand should be... Mine would be a couple inches lower. Edited August 2, 2020 by Armed Eye Doc
Armed Eye Doc Posted August 2, 2020 Report Posted August 2, 2020 Just now, Armed Eye Doc said: Mine would be a couple inches lower. If I weren't completely happily married for almost 31 years...which I am
Magwa Posted August 3, 2020 Report Posted August 3, 2020 On 8/1/2020 at 10:39 PM, Rsquared said: One word. YES. But I still don't wanna talk to her. OH MY she is exquisite I don't want to talk either.....
Magwa Posted August 3, 2020 Report Posted August 3, 2020 15 hours ago, 98Z5V said: Damn! This one knows what she's doing! Notice where her left hand is, during the draw? yeah she just saw me coming to the range and she is telling her heart to be still Magwa's coming, or I have already been there and she is going to cap my A$$!
Rsquared Posted August 7, 2020 Report Posted August 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Radioactive said: That's a practiced smile. She's fukin crazy for sure.
Cunuckgaucho Posted August 7, 2020 Report Posted August 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Rsquared said: That's a practiced smile. She's fukin crazy for sure. Note to self- if I ever meet her( or girl with that practiced smile) " Hi I'm Ron, I'm just visiting, I actually live in Maryland"
Rsquared Posted August 7, 2020 Report Posted August 7, 2020 2 hours ago, Cunuckgaucho said: Note to self- if I ever meet her( or girl with that practiced smile) " Hi I'm Ron, I'm just visiting, I actually live in Maryland" And here I thought that we were friends. fuker
Cunuckgaucho Posted August 7, 2020 Report Posted August 7, 2020 12 minutes ago, Rsquared said: And here I thought that we were friends. fuker We are brother, after I'm done with her she'll be telling all her crazy friends that Ron from Maryland is amazing and if they ever get the chance to hook up with Ron from Maryland they should jump his bones... so you are welcome
Rsquared Posted August 8, 2020 Report Posted August 8, 2020 Smartass! BUT....that was pretty funny. So that's one in the win column for my esteemed constituent from the north.
98Z5V Posted August 8, 2020 Report Posted August 8, 2020 On 8/6/2020 at 7:01 PM, Radioactive said: DAMN!!!...
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