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When twerking goes wrong.


shibiwan

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I'd like to see you wrestle this girl...  <lmao>

 

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 Tattoos = turn off

Shaved sides = turn off

Clown lip stick = turn off

Evil looking eye liner = turn off

Posing like she's had 50 pen!$e$ in her already = turn off

French braid = turn on

covered in dairy products = I couldn't care less.

 

 If I ever wrestle with her it's to get the hell away from her and in to the arms of someone more like Cameron Diaz or Keri Russell.

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OH SNAP!!!  <lmao>

 

 

 

MaDuce, I'm not asking if she turns you on...  I'm asking if she'd whip your a$s or not... 

 

Would you risk it?...   <laughs>

 

 

You may never know, but...  she may be able to fill your tummy with the yummy...  in your speak... 

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OH SNAP!!!  <lmao>

 

 

 

MaDuce, I'm not asking if she turns you on...  I'm asking if she'd whip your a$s or not... 

 

Would you risk it?...   <laughs>

 

 

You may never know, but...  she may be able to fill your tummy with the yummy...  in your speak... 

 

I have a strictly business approach to fighting. Honor and glory mean nothing to me. If I fight it's because I have a serious and valid reason to and will put my attacker down as quickly and efficiently as possible. I don't find stepping in the ring with people to be a bright idea regardless of chance of winning. Doing it at all is either a sign of immaturity and/or insecurity or a means of financial gain. I don't do stuff like that. If I fight someone then my intentions are to either safely restrain my attacker or severely injure or kill them.

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So, you know she'd crush you.  Tattoos and all, ice cream all over you,...  You know you can't take her.  I get it.  <thumbsup>

 

I highly doubt you've ever been in the position to severely injure or kill any attacker in any combatives or hand-to-hand engagement.  Ever.

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I have a strictly business approach to fighting. Honor and glory mean nothing to me. If I fight it's because I have a serious and valid reason to and will put my attacker down as quickly and efficiently as possible. I don't find stepping in the ring with people to be a bright idea regardless of chance of winning. Doing it at all is either a sign of immaturity and/or insecurity or a means of financial gain. I don't do stuff like that. If I fight someone then my intentions are to either safely restrain my attacker or severely injure or kill them.

And then you'd poke her, right? You twisted bastard. :)

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