98Z5V Posted April 9, 2015 Report Posted April 9, 2015 I went and had my leg hair cut for drug testing today. What kinda crazy $hit is THAT?!!? <lmao> Congrats, brother - I hope she didn't miss with the scissors, and hit that "other hair..." <laughs> :yup:
Magwa Posted April 9, 2015 Report Posted April 9, 2015 excellent news, congrats, I told you ,you did not need luck ... I am stoked for you .....
mrmackc Posted April 9, 2015 Report Posted April 9, 2015 I at a short time in my career was a HR manager and used pee-pee and blood testing for drug tests. WOW!....... using hair to test for drug use must check way back for months. Maybe You should quit taking those Iron and Titanium supplement pills for awhile. ::)
Matt.Cross Posted April 9, 2015 Author Report Posted April 9, 2015 What kinda crazy $hit is THAT?!!? <lmao> Congrats, brother - I hope she didn't miss with the scissors, and hit that "other hair..." <laughs> :yup: The weather has been nice and balmy here lately. When winter shows any sign whatsoever of easing up, I go and get my standard warm weather close-crop haircut and get a trim every two weeks or less. It wasn't long enough on top of my head, so she had to seek out body hair. Fortunately for me, she didn't have to go above the knees to get it. I'm sure the physical will have some kind of awkward moment. I can only hope it's a female doctor younger than 40....
392heminut Posted April 9, 2015 Report Posted April 9, 2015 I can only hope it's a female doctor younger than 40.... Named Fat Irma! <lmao>
Toolndie7 Posted April 9, 2015 Report Posted April 9, 2015 I can only hope it's a female doctor younger than 40.... 98 with a bore scope and a bottle of break free
Microgunner Posted April 9, 2015 Report Posted April 9, 2015 (edited) Good luck Matt. It's not so much the physical exams that bother me as much as the giggling. What's up with that??!! Edited April 9, 2015 by Microgunner
Matt.Cross Posted April 9, 2015 Author Report Posted April 9, 2015 Good luck Matt. It's not so much the physical exams that bother me as much as the giggling. What's up with that??!! I have no idea and I'm always scared to ask..
98Z5V Posted April 11, 2015 Report Posted April 11, 2015 fornicate, i have the borescope on-hand now, and can provide videos for them. I don't know how deep they need, but I have an 18" attachment. Matt, talk to me about what you want. :eek: <laughs>
Matt.Cross Posted April 11, 2015 Author Report Posted April 11, 2015 Fuck, i have the borescope on-hand now, and can provide videos for them. I don't know how deep they need, but I have an 18" attachment. Matt, talk to me about what you want. :eek: <laughs> I want to be as far from you and that borescope as is possible! Hell, I'm losing weight because I can't go near my fridge now.... Bastard! <laughs>
DNP Posted April 11, 2015 Report Posted April 11, 2015 One off these nights....you'll stumble into the kitchen for a midnight snack. There Tom sits in the fridge...crouched,waiting. Bore scope in one hand, 3 foot double headed jelly dong in the other.
Malig8r Posted April 11, 2015 Report Posted April 11, 2015 I'm glad this didn't turn into an R.Kelly interview <lmao>
unforgiven Posted April 11, 2015 Report Posted April 11, 2015 Congrats brother,I hope you have a long and profitable run :happydrunks: .My son-in-law got called for the plumber's and they shaved his arm pit for hair folicle test. :blink:
Robocop1051 Posted April 11, 2015 Report Posted April 11, 2015 In my younger years (what I call my previous life) I went to a drug test expecting to piss in a cup. The guy was pissed because my head was shaved nearly bald. He took the armpit hair instead. I asked what he'd do if I didn't have armpit hair... he threatened to go further south. I laughed in his face, "good luck with that!"
Matt.Cross Posted April 11, 2015 Author Report Posted April 11, 2015 One off these nights....you'll stumble into the kitchen for a midnight snack. There Tom sits in the fridge...crouched,waiting. Bore scope in one hand, 3 foot double headed jelly dong in the other. I always send the wife, she's tougher anyhow and is delighted by the prospect of a jelly dong.
planeflyer21 Posted April 11, 2015 Report Posted April 11, 2015 In my younger years (what I call my previous life) I went to a drug test expecting to piss in a cup. The guy was pissed because my head was shaved nearly bald. He took the armpit hair instead. I asked what he'd do if I didn't have armpit hair... he threatened to go further south. I laughed in his face, "good luck with that!" This should help with that mental image.
Matt.Cross Posted April 16, 2015 Author Report Posted April 16, 2015 Well, the worst of it is behind me. Got a call from my boss today asking when I had intended to let him know I was going to work for someone else, I told him as soon as the background check cleared and it was certain I'd get it. I guess that means the background check is coming along nicely, 'cause they already talked to him, and now I don't have to break the news to him anymore. I had thought about having Jon break the news via skywriting above the bosses office, but apparently proper names and expletives are really expensive...
planeflyer21 Posted April 16, 2015 Report Posted April 16, 2015 I had thought about having Jon break the news via skywriting above the bosses office, but apparently proper names and expletives are really expensive... On the house for you my man! Unfortunately, I loaned out the autogyro and there's been a bit of trouble.
Microgunner Posted April 17, 2015 Report Posted April 17, 2015 Yeah, that was a local guy. Proof you don't have to be smart to work for the Post Office.
mrmackc Posted April 17, 2015 Report Posted April 17, 2015 If God was going to give the world an enama he would stick the hose in really close to where the "mailman" landed his auto-gyro.
Matt.Cross Posted April 17, 2015 Author Report Posted April 17, 2015 On the house for you my man! Unfortunately, I loaned out the autogyro and there's been a bit of trouble. He was just exemplifying the weaknesses in the Secret Service's air defense mechanisms is all....
Microgunner Posted April 17, 2015 Report Posted April 17, 2015 He was just exemplifying the weaknesses in the Secret Service's air defense mechanisms is all.... In that case.....SUCCESS!!!
Matt.Cross Posted April 17, 2015 Author Report Posted April 17, 2015 In that case.....SUCCESS!!! Autogyro jihad, here we come....
shepp Posted April 17, 2015 Report Posted April 17, 2015 Autogyro jihad, here we come.... Hey bond had one!!!
survivalshop Posted April 17, 2015 Report Posted April 17, 2015 (edited) He was just exemplifying the weaknesses in the Secret Service's air defense mechanisms is all.... Or they are tired of it & let it happen , Capital Police to Secret Service agent " Did you hear that ? ", "Naw " ," Must have been a truck back firing ." Edited April 17, 2015 by survivalshop
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