washguy Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 So this is pretty neat.......so now that I that I have two azzholes I can crap both chocolate vanilla and my Dik is in a jar of formaldehyde .... i can go fuk my self every which a way. ð Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magwa Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 Damn man hang in there there is always the jelly dong and superglue :) just get better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 Damn wash they got you doped up good!! Glad your still with us buddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted December 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 Damn man hang in there there is always the jelly dong and superglue :) just get betterJelly dong is in third azzhole..... no strawberry for no one. Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtallen83 Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 Push that button every chance you get Brother! Don't let'em send you home without Demerol at a minimum. You'll be back on the trigger in no time, Get Well Soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planeflyer21 Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 Recover fast!Pull that thing out of the formaldehyde, dry it out, and make a necklace.Better yet, a nose ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armed Eye Doc Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 Get well soon Wash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 Hang in there brother! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slugger43 Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 Hang in there. Lots of people wishing the best for you around here. God bless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikedaddyH Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 You have got to keep fighting it !If all else fails get one of those butt plugs . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted December 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 Thanks for the well wishes brothers.....you are the best ! You brighten my day...heck you brigten my life !Robots have feelings too......i think this one didnt like me..... i asked the team if i could take a look at him.... the Da Vinci robot looks like a skitter from falling skies seriesAll spidery with big ol articulated legsBut it was all wrapped up and tall ..so i wake up in recovery with them pulling tape from my eyes.... nurse wants to know how did i get a puffy black eye? Only thing i can think of is the leg knucle smacked me in the eyeThats some funny stuff. Azz whippin from head to toe. HaJust on your thoughts alone will will get me going. THANK YOU ALL Wash.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malig8r Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 You take care of yourself & get better soon Wash!!! That Da Vinci machine is supposed to be the cats meow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planeflyer21 Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 Robots have feelings too......i think this one didnt like me..... i asked the team if i could take a look at him.... the Da Vinci robot looks like a skitter from falling skies seriesAll spidery with big ol articulated legsBut it was all wrapped up and tall ..so i wake up in recovery with them pulling tape from my eyes.... nurse wants to know how did i get a puffy black eye? Only thing i can think of is the leg knucle smacked me in the eyeI wonder if they mixed up robots and you got a Hound from Farenheit 451? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 Recover quickly. I like the nose ring idea. Whole new meaning to the concept of a cock ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikedaddyH Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 Recover quickly. I like the nose ring idea. Whole new meaning to the concept of a cock ring. From Prince Albert to a Prince Charles ! Going back and south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 Wash been away for a couple days so missed out on what happened to ya, but if you have a morphine pump it can't be good... whatever it was hang tough and I'll keep you in my prayers... last I had one of those was when I had my first shoulder surgery... knew I was gonna be released the next day and asked if I could take leftovers home with me, nope, so I made sure there were no leftovers when I went home... Doc saw I'd shot it all up and was surprised I was still awake... he didn't know Opiates act like speeders to me... yeah I know it's weird but if I take any Oxy after 8:00pm, I can't get to sleep before 4:00-500 in the morning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmackc Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 I'm glad you came thru whatever you had to have done, been there as far as waking up a couple of times with a catherer in places I didn't like, but in a couple of weeks things went back to normal, well almost to normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 Get well soon Wash.........OR........send us pictures. laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop1051 Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 Get well soon Wash.........OR........send us pictures. laughingThat's what I'm talking about.Like the Great Tom would say, "Pics! or that shiit didn't happen!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EngrBob Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 Get well and next year you will not pass up that 8 or 10 point Whitetail! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTXshooter Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Wash,Glad to hear you made it through! Let me know if you need a care package and I'll see what I can do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 That's what I'm talking about.Like the Great Tom would say, "Pics! or that shiit didn't happen!!" nope I believe him!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtallen83 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 That's what I'm talking about.Like the Great Tom would say, "Pics! or that shiit didn't happen!!" Most times I'd be all in for the photo but....maybe not needed here....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted December 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Tap is open for biz....2 flavors a lightly medicated tasting pilsner and a heavyfrothed stout.......belly up boys...drinks on meBeat up by robot. Sucker punched me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planeflyer21 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Gotta say Wash, this has really been bothering me. We're all getting older and some of us have to face these unpleasantries.So, even though I did the Garden Hose Camera Ride about a decade ago (docs were looking for the source of pain they couldn't find from the outside, good news is they couldn't find it with the 50ft phallic serpent either), thought it would be a good idea to maybe get checked again.The urge was strong and I just happened to have a doctor's appointment yesterday. After my exam, my short and petite hindi doctor asked "Are there any concerns you would like to address?" Her empathy was genuine, listening as I told her about Wash's recent journey, the unidentified pain from years ago, and how I thought it would be a good idea to get an early prostate exam.Glancing at her watch, she said "Well then you should probably get the exam done.""Great!" I exclaimed, undoing my belt and dropping my pants. "It should only take you a few seconds and then I can be on my way!" Her mouth dropped open, probably because most men really shy away from prostate exams. Not to lose the momentum, I grabbed a foil packet from a dispenser box off the counter that said "Lubricant", ripped it open and squirted it in my crack. Loudly she said "We don't work this way!" stepping back a bit, eyes a bit wider."Really, it will only take a moment and I'm already here.""JON!!" she yelled now as the door flew open, the only male doctor in the office barging in, "I am an optometrist and this is completely inappropriate!!" The male doctor shouted "You need to get out right now!" Aaaaawwwwwwkward. Realizing I perhaps jumped the gun a bit and looking around the room, devoid of tissues to clean out my crack, only then did it hit me that the foil packet said "Lubricant, numbing," the first emptiness of no feeling starting to hit. Rising up from my facedown position on the exam chair, quickly yanking up my pants and forcing past the two doctors, the hallway was now occupied by front desk and support staff armed with letter openers and unhinged Bostich staplers. Face growing red with embarrassment, the situation was hampered by my rapidly numbing ass causing me to walk like an arab shaking a turd out of his dress, with a couple of James Brown-style squat twists thrown in the mix.The other patients in the waiting room were now standing to see what the commotion was about. Remembering drooling episodes from the dentist with a numb mouth and not wanting to be more embarrassed, I shoved my hand down the back of my underwear to ensure I wasn't crapping my pants. In retrospect, with the fumbled and contorted walking, the scene probably looked like a crazy person trying to control himself like a puppet.Wash, you really need to get better brother. I can't afford to alienate all the specialists in town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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