Robocop1051 Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Got this from XDtalk... I think one of Tom’s leftovers found me... little does she know, she’s barking up the wrong tree if she’s looking for sexual education. The only thing I’d leave her with is PTSD and twice as many Daddy issues.... and probably IBS from all the CLP. This shit makes me worry about how long some of you sick fuckers would talk to “her” before notifying staff. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue109 Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Just long enough.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COBrien Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 17 minutes ago, blue109 said: Just long enough.... That's what she said. ...but I suspect she's just saying it to make me feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgecrusher Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Dint forget worn out hip sockets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 So how long did you chat with "her"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 Man, that's got nothing to do with me, right there. You're on your own with that one, Cowboy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 I had one message me on Facebook while I was on my fishing trip, it was good entertainment. “She” wanted me to show my love for her buy sending her a 200$ iTunes card. So I googled 100$ iTunes card and sent “her” two pictures I got off image search. It was pretty uneventful but entertaining none the less Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfoot Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 ^^^^^^^^^ ROLMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue109 Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 I got that IRS scam call on the work phone a few days ago so I called the number, and sure enough some indian dude with broken enlish says "thees ees the IRS" I text the number to the other trucks and we prank called him until he stopped answering. It was pretty entertaining. I kept asking him for slurpees in my best Apu accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisco Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 I always text back, seeing that they are usually cell phones. “ I passed your number along to the Inspector General of the Internal Revenue Service, have a nice day” . Never get a second call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boot_Scraper Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 (edited) 21 hours ago, Robocop1051 said: Got this from XDtalk... Seems legit. Whatcha waitin on? Edited May 17, 2018 by Boot_Scraper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop1051 Posted May 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Boot_Scraper said: Seems legit. Whatcha waitin on? I sent “her” multiple dick pics. I’m still waiting for a reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop1051 Posted May 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 9 hours ago, blue109 said: I got that IRS scam call on the work phone a few days ago so I called the number, and sure enough some indian dude with broken enlish says "thees ees the IRS" I text the number to the other trucks and we prank called him until he stopped answering. It was pretty entertaining. I kept asking him for slurpees in my best Apu accent. I go complete “extremist terrorist” when they call me. One day the FBI is going to tell me to stop harassing the Punjabi scammers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Robocop1051 said: I sent “her” multiple dick pics. I’m still waiting for a reply. So that’s how you broke your phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Robocop1051 said: I go complete “extremist terrorist” when they call me. One day the FBI is going to tell me to stop harassing the Punjabi scammers. 10 hours ago, blue109 said: I got that IRS scam call on the work phone a few days ago so I called the number, and sure enough some indian dude with broken enlish says "thees ees the IRS" I text the number to the other trucks and we prank called him until he stopped answering. It was pretty entertaining. I kept asking him for slurpees in my best Apu accent. Last week getting the you have four warrants for your arrest call us to clear this matter up. I text back “come get me you scammer fuck!!!!!” Then they blew my phone up blocked 2 numbers on the third I answered, same shit haji in a cave I started asking him why my friends or my girlfriend or any of her co workers who are all in law enforcement haven’t arrested me yet? And maybe I should give them this number so they can follow up on this scam because this is a scam right? Right? Hello? You still there? Bye bye goat fucker...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boot_Scraper Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 that's good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgecrusher Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 They used to call the barracks..... they didn’t understand what they did. If it was slow I’d keep them on the phone as long as possible..... I had one for two and a half hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, Robocop1051 said: I sent “her” multiple dick pics. I’m still waiting for a reply. Not yours I hope..."she's" probably still laughing too hard to reply. No pun intended. Edited May 18, 2018 by DNP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 if they only knew he has a rape whistle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARTrooper Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 every woman loves a good dick pic. even if they act disgusted, they are still curious. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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