Scotch for the Tide pod generation

[Armed Eye Doc]

https://mashable.com/article/glenlivet-capsule-collection-tide-pod-reactions/

 

[98Z5V]

Great.  we have fuckers in this country that actually EAT Tide Pods, because, ...  colors, PRETTY!... YUM!

Now, we're gonna make REAL ALCOHOL in a Tide Pods package, and think that it's a good idea?!  The same stupid fuckers that ate real Tide Pods are now gonna be convicted of HUGE crimes in the next year...  

Brilliant...  

[MikedaddyH]

Darwin will win ! 😂😅😆🤣😭

[98Z5V]

1 hour ago, MikedaddyH said:

Darwin will win ! 😂😅😆🤣😭

Darwin quit a long time ago, and that fucker doesn't do his job anymore, for the last decade or two.  Thus, the prevalence of shiitheads, everywhere, even out in public daily - all over the country...   We're all fucked.

[shepp]

As long as it tastes better than that monkey shoulder shit

[Matt.Cross]

26 minutes ago, shepp said:

As long as it tastes better than that monkey shoulder shit

That's a low bar. I hope now isn't a bad time to explain that the Monkey Shoulder bottle was initially empty, but then Ron finally got drunk and had to pee. The rest as they say, is history....

[Belt Fed]

5 hours ago, Matt.Cross said:

That's a low bar. I hope now isn't a bad time to explain that the Monkey Shoulder bottle was initially empty, but then Ron finally got drunk and had to pee. The rest as they say, is history....

LOL, this story could be very interesting.

[Ravenworks]

6 hours ago, Belt Fed said:

LOL, this story could be very interesting.

I concur,

Popcorn

[shepp]

12 hours ago, Matt.Cross said:

That's a low bar. I hope now isn't a bad time to explain that the Monkey Shoulder bottle was initially empty, but then Ron finally got drunk and had to pee. The rest as they say, is history....

Piss would have tasted better

 

and I’m sure Rons tastes like MGD

Edited October 6, 2019 by shepp

[Armed Eye Doc]

25 minutes ago, shepp said:

Piss would have tasted better

 

and I’m sure Rons tastes like MGD

Is there a difference?

[Sisco]

Give me a loop diuretic and I could open a distillery.

[MikedaddyH]

[Matt.Cross]

2 hours ago, shepp said:

Piss would have tasted better

 

and I’m sure Rons tastes like MGD

I took the liberty of adding an old bottle of Brut and some expired Italian dressing from Tom's fridge, it was strained through one of Larry's dirty socks.

[MikedaddyH]

Not to be confused with monkey on shoulder.

[shepp]

1 hour ago, Matt.Cross said:

I took the liberty of adding an old bottle of Brut and some expired Italian dressing from Tom's fridge, it was strained through one of Larry's dirty socks.

THAT EXPLAINS ALOT TO BE HONEST

[DNP]

3 hours ago, Armed Eye Doc said:

Is there a difference?

I like him^^^ 

 

and “Ron finally got drunk...”. Never gonna happen. That man hasn’t been drunk in a looooong time. Not at the rate he can consume. 

[392heminut]

3 hours ago, Matt.Cross said:

I took the liberty of adding an old bottle of Brut and some expired Italian dressing from Tom's fridge, it was strained through one of Larry's dirty socks.

So THAT'S what happened to my sock! You know, thanks to you I have to spend one day a week wearing only one sock because I don't have the other one! WTF!!!🤬

[Matt.Cross]

1 hour ago, 392heminut said:

So THAT'S what happened to my sock! You know, thanks to you I have to spend one day a week wearing only one sock because I don't have the other one! WTF!!!🤬

 

I'll give you a new pair, we need the one you have for the Fall Shoot Watermelon Wine strainer. 🤣

[98Z5V]

On 10/5/2019 at 9:59 PM, shepp said:

As long as it tastes better than that monkey shoulder poop

I still have that empty bottle somewhere!!!  

It was Ron's Monkey Shoulder, and that crazy Chinese Wine that Mike brought...   DAMN!!!  

[MikedaddyH]

11 hours ago, 98Z5V said:

I still have that empty bottle somewhere!!!  

It was Ron's Monkey Shoulder, and that crazy Chinese Wine that Mike brought...   DAMN!!!  

Becca going to bring another bottle of some imported sh!t from somewhere else and we will have to drink it !

That Chinese stuff was like gasoline and flower perfume.

Edited October 8, 2019 by MikedaddyH

[shepp]

3 hours ago, MikedaddyH said:

That Chinese stuff was like gasoline and flower perfume.

When I had it in Shanghai it smelled and tasted like dirty feet

[Rsquared]

We've got nothing but fuking comedians around here I see.

Though.........no lies were told.

[JF89]

Ok..this might sound weird ...but I would try them if it was really filled with a shot of scotch. Im a millenial though so this seems pretty standard.