98Z5V Posted November 3, 2013 Report Posted November 3, 2013 Yup, like the title says... Have the almost-stepson out here now, and he's interested in all kinds of schit. He rides park a lot (on a BMX bike), back in Mass. Over the summer while we had him here, we took him to an indoor skatepark that allows bikes. He had a blast, and stayed in the foam pit trying to backflip the whole time. I asked him if he was interested in BMX racing, and he'd never done it. Since we got him back out here for good, we checked out some tracks in the area, and Friday night we watched a race... SO... Today, we're gonna race. Yes, "we..." I've got my old 24" cruiser, he's on one of my old 20" race bikes, and we're gonna hit the track for a Sunday afternoon race. I'll give you guys updates when we're done - either from home, or the hospital bed! <lmao>
98Z5V Posted November 3, 2013 Author Report Posted November 3, 2013 By the way, I'm in the "41-45 Old Man Cruiser Class..." <laughs>
Boerboel guy Posted November 3, 2013 Report Posted November 3, 2013 That's awesome that there is something like that you two can bond over. The step dad thing isn't easy sometimes. My sternum hurts remembering a back flip fail I pulled off in grand fashion as a kid. Popped 8 ribs loose with that one.
Microgunner Posted November 3, 2013 Report Posted November 3, 2013 41-45 is the "old man" class? Sheeeze...I'd be in the dead ready for burial class then, if I were to get on one of them new fangled bent for hell contraptions.
Robocop1051 Posted November 3, 2013 Report Posted November 3, 2013 I really pictured something more like this...
imschur Posted November 4, 2013 Report Posted November 4, 2013 I really pictured something more like this... With more hair
98Z5V Posted November 4, 2013 Author Report Posted November 4, 2013 I see there's a WHOLE PACK of smartasses this afternoon... Shoulda figured it. Well, I ended up with 3rd today, first race in 27 years. Last time I did any of this was 1986, and I was MUCH better at it! Oh, in the interest of complete disclosure, I got 3rd out of THREE in my class. <lmao> Actually, they lumped me into the 36-40 class, so that sucked. After two motos and a main, I was a tired sum'bitch!!! <laughs> This is what I rode, ya bunch o' assheads...
Robocop1051 Posted November 4, 2013 Report Posted November 4, 2013 Good thing there wasn't a 4th person in your pool... Do they make "Participation Ribbons" for old guys?
Matt.Cross Posted November 4, 2013 Report Posted November 4, 2013 Good thing there wasn't a 4th person in your pool... Do they make "Participation Ribbons" for old guys? Yes, they pin the remaining shreds of your dignity right back on at the end and pat you on the back.... >:D
98Z5V Posted November 4, 2013 Author Report Posted November 4, 2013 10,000 comedians in this country are out of work - and you guys are sitting around trying to be funny... I hope you all feel guilty... :fawkdance:
edgecrusher Posted November 4, 2013 Report Posted November 4, 2013 Haha! I remember shredding it up on my redline before it was stolen, we have a nice track here in town.
shepp Posted November 4, 2013 Report Posted November 4, 2013 And you didn't think this was the response you were going to get?!? Lol
DNP Posted November 4, 2013 Report Posted November 4, 2013 (edited) Gotta leave room for improvement. Besides...how can you make any money at it if you show up and win the first race? Blow two more and then start the bets... Edited November 4, 2013 by DNP
Magwa Posted November 4, 2013 Report Posted November 4, 2013 Tryin to be funny my ass I am going to get up about 1.30 in the am and laugh my ass off cause that is about the time you will be howling from leg cramps....... LMFAO.......
shepp Posted November 4, 2013 Report Posted November 4, 2013 Tryin to be funny my ass I am going to get up about 1.30 in the am and laugh my ass off cause that is about the time you will be howling from leg cramps....... LMFAO....... LOL!!
planeflyer21 Posted November 4, 2013 Report Posted November 4, 2013 I really pictured something more like this... I'm sure you did...sure that you did.
Rsquared Posted November 6, 2013 Report Posted November 6, 2013 10,000 comedians in this country are out of work - and you guys are sitting around trying to be funny... I hope you all feel guilty... :fawkdance: Us? Feel guilty?
unforgiven Posted November 6, 2013 Report Posted November 6, 2013 Guilt whats that?? <dontknow> That pic that Rob put up can't be unseen.Just sayin.
98Z5V Posted November 7, 2013 Author Report Posted November 7, 2013 Hell, I might try it again this weekend. <thumbsup>
Robocop1051 Posted November 7, 2013 Report Posted November 7, 2013 I feel lots of things... guilt isn't one of them. Some say they live without regret... I say those people never got shyt faced on Wild Turkey and banged a fat ugly chick.
shepp Posted November 7, 2013 Report Posted November 7, 2013 I feel lots of things... guilt isn't one of them. Some say they live without regret... I say those people never got shyt faced on Wild Turkey and banged a fat ugly chick. Meh wise man once told me bang as many chicks as you can before you get married no matter how ugly just don't tell your friends
Microgunner Posted November 7, 2013 Report Posted November 7, 2013 I see there's a WHOLE PACK of smartasses this afternoon... Shoulda figured it. Well, I ended up with 3rd today, first race in 27 years. Last time I did any of this was 1986, and I was MUCH better at it! Oh, in the interest of complete disclosure, I got 3rd out of THREE in my class. <lmao> Actually, they lumped me into the 36-40 class, so that sucked. After two motos and a main, I was a tired sum'bitch!!! <laughs> This is what I rode, ya bunch o' assheads... No baseball cards in the spokes?
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