98Z5V Posted January 31, 2019 Report Posted January 31, 2019 On another note - check THIS GUY OUT! Holy SHIIT! Wait for it... WAAAAAIT FOR IT!...
unforgiven Posted January 31, 2019 Report Posted January 31, 2019 Wow I didn't see that ? coming. Good one bro ?
shepp Posted March 6, 2019 Report Posted March 6, 2019 I got a kick outta this, especially around 3:30
Armed Eye Doc Posted March 7, 2019 Report Posted March 7, 2019 These contacts are a real thing that are about to come out. It may not go exactly like in the video though.
shepp Posted March 8, 2019 Report Posted March 8, 2019 not funny, but when life kicks me in the balls I often think of this, hammer down and just remember “good”
98Z5V Posted March 21, 2019 Report Posted March 21, 2019 (edited) If I saw that gang of jackasses charging me and yelling like that, I would beat the everloving fuk out of them with a purple 3ft Double Headed Jelly Dong. They fukkin SUCK at bayonet drills, too. Edited March 21, 2019 by 98Z5V
Belt Fed Posted March 29, 2019 Report Posted March 29, 2019 (edited) https://youtu.be/tGiw5v7OZl8 Edited March 29, 2019 by Belt Fed
Armed Eye Doc Posted April 13, 2019 Report Posted April 13, 2019 @98Z5V I wasn't sure if this should have gone in the 98Z needs this thread. @JF89 posted this on https://forum.full30.com/t/ar-that-shoots-dildos/10759?u=armedeyedoc
98Z5V Posted April 13, 2019 Report Posted April 13, 2019 ^^^ That's a Can Cannon barrel in there, that ported barrel they showed at the beginning... I'll bet I could make one of these...
bubbas4570 Posted April 13, 2019 Report Posted April 13, 2019 I'm thinking if the dildAR was fired at those Venezuelan soldiers, they wouldn't be so tough then!!!!!!😨😲😂😂😂😂😂
98Z5V Posted April 13, 2019 Report Posted April 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, bubbas4570 said: I'm thinking if the dildAR was fired at those Venezuelan soldiers, they wouldn't be so tough then!!!!!!😨😲😂😂😂😂😂 Right?! How can you defend yourself from a flying purple penis?...
JF89 Posted April 29, 2019 Report Posted April 29, 2019 On 4/13/2019 at 10:33 AM, Armed Eye Doc said: @98Z5V I wasn't sure if this should have gone in the 98Z needs this thread. @JF89 posted this on https://forum.full30.com/t/ar-that-shoots-dildos/10759?u=armedeyedoc What would he need it for, Home protection?
DNP Posted April 29, 2019 Report Posted April 29, 2019 The 3' doubleheaded purple jelly dong is his go to choice for home protection. The psychological impact of getting thumped with one is his favorite part. This merely extends the range of its usefulness.
JF89 Posted April 30, 2019 Report Posted April 30, 2019 13 hours ago, DNP said: The 3' doubleheaded purple jelly dong is his go to choice for home protection. The psychological impact of getting thumped with one is his favorite part. This merely extends the range of its usefulness. I wonder, do you lube the dong or the bore for proper ejaculation/ejection?
sketch Posted April 30, 2019 Report Posted April 30, 2019 39 minutes ago, JF89 said: I wonder, do you lube the dong or the bore for proper ejaculation/ejection? all you have to worry about is sand ! ( its a desert thing..) 😈
JF89 Posted April 30, 2019 Report Posted April 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, sketch said: all you have to worry about is sand ! ( its a desert thing..) 😈 I try not to get sand on my dong, nothing good comes of it.
sketch Posted April 30, 2019 Report Posted April 30, 2019 27 minutes ago, JF89 said: I try not to get sand on my dong, nothing good comes of it. your a " head " of of the game! lol!
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