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[DNP]

2 hours ago, unforgiven said:

I want that a$$

I’m not sure it would look as good on you as it does on her, but that’s just my opinion. 

Edited October 21, 2021 by DNP

[Lonewolf McQuade]

On 10/21/2021 at 1:16 PM, unforgiven said:

I want that a$$

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Edited October 21, 2021 by Lonewolf McQuade

[Rsquared]

6 hours ago, Belt Fed said:

The guns less maintenance and expense.

I have to concur with my esteemed constituent from Arkysaw.

[Cunuckgaucho]

2 hours ago, Rsquared said:

I have to concur with my esteemed constituent from Arkysaw.

Plus I don't think @unforgiven has the hips or waistline to pull off those bell bottoms 

[unforgiven]

10 hours ago, Cunuckgaucho said:

Plus I don't think @unforgiven has the hips or waistline to pull off those bell bottoms 

Hahaha I used to.   

[392heminut]

On 10/21/2021 at 10:55 AM, Belt Fed said:

At 5.37..i want it

 

 

Damn, that girl looks almost identical to my first wife back when we first got married! 1974!

Edited October 23, 2021 by 392heminut

[392heminut]

On 10/14/2021 at 7:24 PM, Rsquared said:

I sent this to my son the other day, saying that we're gonna get my little granddaughter Maggie like this.

And wait for it. And tell me you don't laugh your asses off.

 

Awesome! That reminds me of the first USPSA match my youngest shot. He was 10 years old and shot a single stack 1911 45 ACP. One of the guys from the El Paso club was there and he asked "Is he shooting reduced loads?" "Hell no!" I replied, "They're full house loads!" He took some video and told me "That's for next time someone tells me they don't shoot a 45 because it kicks too much!"

[Sisco]

Real time: The ice breaker Mackinac pulling the buoy this morning.

[Cunuckgaucho]

[Rsquared]

4 hours ago, Cunuckgaucho said:

One of two things.

Either very funny.........or very creepy. (the blow-up palm makes me laugh)

[Sisco]

I like the bored dog.

[DNP]

I’m digging the adidas camo. 

[Belt Fed]

I got a dumbass story to tell, so after it you should all post "DUMBASS" cause i even told my wife i was.

Was finishing the floor for the hot water tank when it gets here cause the old one took a dump and ruined the floor. while drilling a one inch hole for the pop off drain to go through. well crap i get through the hole and the wood bit comes out of the drill and goes under the house, i just looked at the wife and said this can't be happenin.

she said you have a magnet i said yes so i went to shop and got one of the long slim el cheapo slide out magnets for retrieving stuff on cars and it immediately went ping and stuck on something. when i pulled it up the cheap chinese crap stuck and only half came back out.

So i just shook my head, now the really dumbass part is i said i'm going to have to crawl under the house to get this crap and we have no hot water for a bath and i have on a fairly new 20 dollars t shirt.

So here i go with a flashlight and crawlin about 25 yards to where this hole was. to my surprise the magnet center punched a gas line, now a 1/4 inch magnet somehow found a 1/2 black pipe. of all the room it had to find that.

After getting the bit and other half of the magnet i start backin out. the floor is about two feet high and here an old fat man trying to back out.

then i catch my new t shirt on something and rip a big hole in it. I'm cussin and crawlin back to the entrance and my pants are comin off, i coulda rolled over and pulled them up i guess but was too mad.

I get to the entrance that faces my neighbors house and get up with my pants to my knees and see him and his girlfriend staring and laughing. well crap, what else i'm gonna do but laugh too. lol

So now i'm out and filthy dirty with no hot water to clean off with, i done tore my favorite t shirt for about 5 dollars of old chinese crap.

All i could say is "You Dumbass"

[Belt Fed]

The shirt i ruined.

 

[DNP]

Well….I’d have headed to harbor freight, but I appreciate a guy who enjoys a challenge and is willing to share his failures with us. 

[Lonewolf McQuade]

Don't feel bad Rick, we've all had those days. 

I feel bad for the neighbors too, poor fukers can't unsee that! 🤣

[DNP]

Oh that funny. He’s got a point. 

[98Z5V]

6 hours ago, Lonewolf McQuade said:

Don't feel bad Rick, we've all had those days. 

I feel bad for the neighbors too, poor fukers can't unsee that! 🤣

Kicked when he's down.  Ruthless Savages, I'm just sayin'... 

[Lonewolf McQuade]

On 11/2/2021 at 2:54 AM, 98Z5V said:

Kicked when his pants were down

FIFY 👌

[392heminut]

21 hours ago, Belt Fed said:

I got a dumbass story to tell, so after it you should all post "DUMBASS" cause i even told my wife i was.

Was finishing the floor for the hot water tank when it gets here cause the old one took a dump and ruined the floor. while drilling a one inch hole for the pop off drain to go through. well crap i get through the hole and the wood bit comes out of the drill and goes under the house, i just looked at the wife and said this can't be happenin.

she said you have a magnet i said yes so i went to shop and got one of the long slim el cheapo slide out magnets for retrieving stuff on cars and it immediately went ping and stuck on something. when i pulled it up the cheap chinese crap stuck and only half came back out.

So i just shook my head, now the really dumbass part is i said i'm going to have to crawl under the house to get this crap and we have no hot water for a bath and i have on a fairly new 20 dollars t shirt.

So here i go with a flashlight and crawlin about 25 yards to where this hole was. to my surprise the magnet center punched a gas line, now a 1/4 inch magnet somehow found a 1/2 black pipe. of all the room it had to find that.

After getting the bit and other half of the magnet i start backin out. the floor is about two feet high and here an old fat man trying to back out.

then i catch my new t shirt on something and rip a big hole in it. I'm cussin and crawlin back to the entrance and my pants are comin off, i coulda rolled over and pulled them up i guess but was too mad.

I get to the entrance that faces my neighbors house and get up with my pants to my knees and see him and his girlfriend staring and laughing. well crap, what else i'm gonna do but laugh too. lol

So now i'm out and filthy dirty with no hot water to clean off with, i done tore my favorite t shirt for about 5 dollars of old chinese crap.

All i could say is "You Dumbass"

Damn, that was funny as hell!!!!!  (I'm laughin with ya brother, not at ya!)

[392heminut]

On 10/31/2021 at 8:04 PM, Cunuckgaucho said:

I think I partied with these guys back in the day!🍻😲

[Belt Fed]

In a good note, the new water heater is in and working. My shirts still toast though. 😡

[Rsquared]

That's too damn funny brother. I totally FEEL your pain. THAT is genuine R2 luck right there.

And I probably would've done the same thing.

[Cunuckgaucho]

3 hours ago, Belt Fed said:

In a good note, the new water heater is in and working. My shirts still toast though. 😡

The road to hell is paved with good intensions. Things like that is why I don't do resi electrical side side jobs, it's pretty much a guarantee to a poop sandwich 

[unforgiven]

11 hours ago, Cunuckgaucho said:

The road to hell is paved with good intensions. Things like that is why I don't do resi electrical side side jobs, it's pretty much a guarantee to a poop sandwich 

True