unforgiven Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Treatment for STD's is cheaper than alimony.Just sayin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zebra644 Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Hookers are far cheaper and more honest than wives. With a hooker you know exactly what it's going to cost and what you'll get for your money. Don't forget the medical bills for all those STD's unless its a high dollar Vegas Escort even then your taking a gamble lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Don't forget the medical bills for all those STD's unless its a high dollar Vegas Escort even then your taking a gamble lol. Wrap that rascal and what ever you do don't kiss them. You'll be fine . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONTANA308 Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Hookers and Blow. I'm down with it. <thumbsup> I'm in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
392heminut Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Wrap that rascal and what ever you do don't kiss them. You'll be fine . No glove, no love! <lmao> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planeflyer21 Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Wrap that rascal and what ever you do don't kiss them. You'll be fine . Blech...doesn't kissing one of them (high dollar escort or streetwalking crack addict) make you a second-hand cocksucker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malig8r Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Blech...doesn't kissing one of them (high dollar escort or streetwalking crack addict) make you a second-hand cocksucker? Ya know...I hate to go there but I'm guessing that applies to kissing ALL WOMEN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planeflyer21 Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Ya know...I hate to go there but I'm guessing that applies to kissing ALL WOMEN! <laughs> Hey wait a second... :eek: I suppose. Although with one it's like you got to your own unit second hand. With the other, you got that Shriner convention in Vegas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magwa Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 This thread is FUBARED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zebra644 Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 :threadjack: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
survivalshop Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 AUH , just let someone else do the dirty & watch , keeps you clean & sent free ! No STD <dontknow> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cali_Ed Posted March 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 If that's the case just watch porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
survivalshop Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Nothing like the sights & smells of the real thing ! <laughs> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Ah... thats more like it brothers! :) Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbasks Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgecrusher Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 And Bubba for the win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 That ad NAILS IT! Literally... <lmao> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
survivalshop Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 With her , the thought of who's she's been with wouldn't even COME into mind ! <lmao> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zebra644 Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Yeah but the car probably has a better warranty and service plan <laughs> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magwa Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Bubba is the man Damn that girl ,, I would love to drive her Car...... <thumbsup> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisco Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Best ..car ..ad.....ever. I gotta go have a smoke and take a nap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikedaddyH Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 (edited) This thread really turned to $hit... I would like a piece of cake now ! R2 your life is similar to my story except I lasted 8 years more and gave away a big a$$ house then got stuck with child support when the youngest was in college. Word of advise ,3ways with wife and her best friend are a bad idea. Edited March 4, 2015 by MikedaddyH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washguy Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 (edited) This thread really turned to $hit... I would like a piece of cake now ! R2 your life is similar to my story except I lasted 8 years more and gave away a big a$$ house then got stuck with child support when the youngest was in college. Word of advise ,3ways with wife and her best friend are a bad idea. <lmao> yeah...and you got the leftover dildo...here's a cookie :) Wash Edited March 4, 2015 by washguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 This thread really turned to $hit... I would like a piece of cake now ! R2 your life is similar to my story except I lasted 8 years more and gave away a big a$$ house then got stuck with child support when the youngest was in college. Word of advise ,3ways with wife and her best friend are a bad idea. Wise man once told me no matter how bad ass a three some seems someone always leaves pissed off..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbasks Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Why have a 3some? Wouldnt wanna piss off and disappoint two women lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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