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Sick on the rezz


Magwa

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So if you're his backup...shouldnt you kiss his boo boo where it hurts? <laughs>   Wash

 

I might rub lotion on his leathery skin, to loosen him up, but I'm not touching his sore pecker...  I don't care HOW leathery it is...  :fawkdance:

 

 

I'll work with a brother, to a certain extent, but...    :banana:

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Damn.  I had the same experience with that surgery.  Stuffed the little bastard right back up in the kidney.  Good news was the stent actually caused enough swelling in the old pee tube so the stone worked it' way out.  Have had several stones.  Not any damn fun.  Hang in there my friend.

 

Pecker hurts just remembering.........the word "shrivel" comes to mind.

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You guys are killing me my pecker here!  Went the Chrome Plated Arrow-shaft Camera once for an exam...never again.  Never.  Ever.  "Well...looks like nothing is wrong in there.  Must have been a fluke in your blood test," says the insurance-scamming doctor.

 

Prevention is worth never having a 22" polished stainless steel camera attachment rammed up your winky.

 

http://www.natural-homeremedies.com/remedy/kidney-stones.html

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Ill never forget my visit to the urologist ....and guess what his name was?      Why his name is  Dr. Hurt....no crap  :) Wash

 

   Dr. Hurt didnt use polished stainless on me...well it was stainless,but is was #4 braided stainless aircraft hose    ouch!

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Ill never forget my visit to the urologist ....and guess what his name was?      Why his name is  Dr. Hurt....no crap  :) Wash

 

   Dr. Hurt didnt use polished stainless on me...well it was stainless,but is was #4 braided stainless aircraft hose    ouch!

 

Mine was Dr. Grab.  Sick ass sense of humor.

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"Welcome to Grab, Cockburn and Hurt!  If WE can't fix YOUR PECKER, then NOBODY can!!!..."   <lmao>

 

 

They all need to seriously get in business with each other...   It's DEFINITELY worth relocating to make that happen...  <laughs>

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Mine was Dr. Grab.  Sick ass sense of humor.

You are lucky it isn't a mesquite limb. I get a kick out of seeing the young bucks (40-60) walking thru the waiting room,after the"exam" walking kind of sideways with tears in their eyes. Heck it is about the only stimulation us old codgers ever feel now a days....Cheer up Bros your time is a coming!

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You guys are killing me my pecker here!  Went the Chrome Plated Arrow-shaft Camera once for an exam...never again.  Never.  Ever.  "Well...looks like nothing is wrong in there.  Must have been a fluke in your blood test," says the insurance-scamming doctor.

 

Prevention is worth never having a 22" polished stainless steel camera attachment rammed up your winky.

 

http://www.natural-homeremedies.com/remedy/kidney-stones.html

Ditto! Had the same damn thing happen to me after a bladder infection. Fuk that schit! Never again!

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"Welcome to Grab, Cockburn and Hurt!  If WE can't fix YOUR PECKER, then NOBODY can!!!..."   <lmao>

 

 

They all need to seriously get in business with each other...   It's DEFINITELY worth relocating to make that happen...  <laughs>

<lmao>   Wash

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you guys are funny aas Chit! and NO! 98 is not going to rub the old leathery tool... I have a nurse in mind for that ...... been feeling much better and look forward to them blowing this thing up and me healing and yep got one this morning..... freezer is filling up..... thanks for the backup Gentlemen.....

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  • 3 weeks later...

OK made it back from second surgery and they finnally got the SOB my kidney feels like I went 10 rounds with a heavy weight but that will heal and my poor, poor, private part feels like it was squashed in a vice... guys as you get older drink more water you never want a kidney stone never....

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