You will not be missed

shepp · April 28, 2016

27 minutes ago, DNP said:

Had this next to me on the way to work. Made me chuckle a little.

That's going into my archives, D you should photo shop that extra 3 outta there so it's ban cab 308

Edited April 28, 2016 by shepp

imschur · April 28, 2016

This

DNP · April 28, 2016

Somebody call for a cab?

mley1 · August 26, 2017

On 7/30/2015 at 8:32 PM, Tripledeuce said:

Who is the most famous person you've ever met?

I once got to shoot a round of trap with Roy Rogers.

Respectfully

Terry

Just reading through this thread, and thought to myself-"damn, the most famous person I've met was a serial killer, Henry Lee Lucas". Before we executed him, he used to come to the prison hospital where I worked as a corrections officer. Occasionally I'd be on the escort team that would take him to his doctors appointments. He was an evil, sorry POS.

edgecrusher · May 21, 2018

On 7/29/2015 at 2:23 PM, Robocop1051 said:

You have voluntarily joined a brotherhood of like-minded men and women, of your own free will. We are all here to learn, teach and share on a topic that we all take pride in being part of. As a continuous and rapid growing community, we are in a constant struggle to maintain order and structure. We are a fluid group, as we attempt to keep up with a forever evolving subject matter. Even our name, 308AR, is archaic in that the rifle format has surpassed into more calibers, far beyond that of the original .308 Win.

Our community is small, but tighter than any other in existence. We have members who've traveled thousands of miles to just go shooting with another member. Mild acquaintances have evolved into strong family bonds that have invited attendance to graduations and coming-home events. We've seen members families off on deployment, and stayed around to welcome them home after a tour. A screen name is replaced by a real name, and added to a wedding guest registry. We've even mourned the loss of member after his passing. This kind of bond ONLY happens HERE.

All new comers are screened by our staff, not to separate, but to assist. A history of our forum, a description of our banter and antics and a warning of etiquette are commonplace for new comers who have trouble "fitting in" at first. A personal PM from our staff, combined with a warm welcome to the forum.

Understand that we have the expectation that as adults, you will act and react as an adult. While our shenanigans and tomfoolery may be childish, our morales and maturity must be unwavering.

No one is above this, and even our longest standing and greatest contributing members have been subject to correction and faced the wrath of a nine-fingered Yeti (you'll have to stick around to understand that inside joke). We do not attack, nor do we allow attacks, on our members... but if you shiit your pants, expect to be called out to explain yourself... and clean up your own mess.

We welcome all who wish to be a positive contribution to our growing family.

BUT...

IF YOU CAN'T FIGURE YOU'RE SHIIT OUT...

IF YOU CAN'T FIGURE HOW TO HANDLE A SITUATION, THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A BUNCH OF WORDS ON YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN...

IF YOU CAN'T SUCK UP YOUR PRIDE AND SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS FOR JUST A FEW MOMENTS AND COME TO THE UNDERSTANDING THAT YOU MAY NOT BE CORRECT...

IF YOU LACK THE COMMUNICATION SKILLS TO ACCURATELY ARGUE A POINT, WITHOUT RESORTING TO INSULTS, NAME-CALLING OR OTHER IDIOCY...

Kindly work your way towards the nearest exit and let yourself out. You will not be missed.

AND...

In the situation where one fails to take the gentleman's way out, your words and behavior are etched on our boards forever, never to be censored and to be forever a reminder to new comers. After the ban hammer drops, you will never again be able to rejoin our dinner table. Depending on the circumstances you might not even be able to view our pages again.

You, of all people, especially in this situation...

YOU WILL NOT BE MISSED.

For all the influx of new guys.....

JF89 · November 9, 2018

Seems pretty straight foreward , cool forum you got here, Robocop ?

Robocop1051 · November 9, 2018

4 hours ago, JF89 said:

Seems pretty straight foreward , cool forum you got here, Robocop ?

I’ve enjoyed our small chats. I’m really glad you made it over here.

JF89 · November 9, 2018

4 hours ago, Robocop1051 said:

I’ve enjoyed our small chats. I’m really glad you made it over here.

Thanks , I like the vibe here. I mean a little less sodomy would be nice but beggers cant be choosers.

DNP · November 9, 2018

28 minutes ago, JF89 said:

Thanks , I like the vibe here. I mean a little less sodomy would be nice but beggers cant be choosers.

There really didn't seem to be so much of it before, but as soon as you showed up these guys went into overdrive. Must be the cologne.

Robocop1051 · November 9, 2018

30 minutes ago, JF89 said:

Thanks , I like the vibe here. I mean a little less sodomy would be nice but beggers cant be choosers.

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Matt.Cross · November 9, 2018

50 minutes ago, JF89 said:

Thanks , I like the vibe here. I mean a little less sodomy would be nice but beggers cant be choosers.

Are you kidding me? We have lots of folks whose fanatsy is to let a vagrant be the 'big spoon'...

:laffs:

washguy · November 9, 2018

1 hour ago, JF89 said:

Thanks , I like the vibe here. I mean a little less sodomy would be nice but beggers cant be choosers.

JF You cant have it both ways....here you are talkin bout vibrators...and wanting less sodomy ...fukkin A Bubba....wait till the purple dong comes out :laffs: Wash

JF89 · November 9, 2018

41 minutes ago, washguy said:

JF You cant have it both ways....here you are talkin bout vibrators...and wanting less sodomy ...fukkin A Bubba....wait till the purple dong comes out Wash

I never mentioned dildos, that must be something from the other tab you have opened. I was referring to pants-less hugs. You keep the Grimis dong for yourself. Just wait untail I tell my blow-up doll about you weirdos.

washguy · November 9, 2018

You said vibes?....lol shorthand right? :laffs: Wash

JF89 · November 9, 2018

18 minutes ago, washguy said:

You said vibes?....lol shorthand right? Wash

Lol

Sisco · November 9, 2018

Pantalons bas Hug As the French would say.?‍?

shepp · November 10, 2018

3 hours ago, JF89 said:

I never mentioned dildos, that must be something from the other tab you have opened. I was referring to pants-less hugs. You keep the Grimis dong for yourself. Just wait untail I tell my blow-up doll about you weirdos.

Whoooooaaa whoooooaaa whoooooaaaaa no one said anything about “pants less” just “pants down”........ kinda fucking heathans you think we are?!?

also I can’t believe you’ve never fantasized about beating some one down with a 36” double headed jelly dong?!? Mag lights are so 1991..........

98Z5V · November 10, 2018

The 3-foot purple double-headed jelly dong REALLY gets someone's attention, when it upside their head like a ballbat... :thumbup:

JF89 · November 10, 2018

7 hours ago, 98Z5V said:

The 3-foot purple double-headed jelly dong REALLY gets someone's attention, when it upside their head like a ballbat...

Well I dont usually carry one of them around with me.

JF89 · November 10, 2018

7 hours ago, shepp said:

Whoooooaaa whoooooaaa whoooooaaaaa no one said anything about “pants less” just “pants down”........ kinda fucking heathans you think we are?!?

also I can’t believe you’ve never fantasized about beating some one down with a 36” double headed jelly dong?!? Mag lights are so 1991..........

Flesh lights are all the rave now of days, you need t get with the times.

Magwa · November 10, 2018

15 hours ago, JF89 said:

I never mentioned dildos, that must be something from the other tab you have opened. I was referring to pants-less hugs. You keep the Grimis dong for yourself. Just wait untail I tell my blow-up doll about you weirdos.

without pictures it is just words and never happened!......?

Matt.Cross · November 10, 2018

11 hours ago, JF89 said:

Well I dont usually carry one of them around with me.

Concealing one is quite a trick, but if you're ever searched, you'll love it!

98Z5V · November 10, 2018

48 minutes ago, Matt.Cross said:

Concealing one is quite a trick, but if you're ever searched, you'll love it!

Yep, you can break up a bar fight with one of those things, QUICK! :thumbup: :laffs:

sketch · November 11, 2018

18 hours ago, JF89 said:

Flesh lights are all the rave now of days, you need t get with the times.

now thats pretty open to opinions, but can you beat someone with it... no pics please!

98Z5V · November 11, 2018

8 minutes ago, sketch said:

now thats pretty open to opinions, but can you beat someone with it... no pics please!

On the opposite side of that question, I can GUARANTEE that you can beat someone's ass with a 3-ft purple double headed jelly dong. I guarantee that. :thumbup: