Joke of the day

suzukiray · June 11, 2022

Why were yeast infections invented?

suzukiray · June 11, 2022

So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt too!!

sketch · June 11, 2022

What do gynecologists and a pizza delivery guy have in common 🤔

They can smell the goods, but can't taste it.

unforgiven · August 8, 2022

We grew up with Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash,and Bob Hope. Now there's no jobs,no cash, and no hope. Please don't let anything happen to Kevin Bacon 🥓

sagebrush · August 9, 2022

sounds about right^^^

mrmackc · August 9, 2022

On 6/7/2021 at 10:38 PM, Belt Fed said:

This is kind of like many of the Pro-Abortion activists yelling for Abortions to be free to everyone, I don't think most of the ugly, misshaped ones will ever have a condition that needs an abortion

Sisco · August 12, 2022

Can anyone who is Irish translate this for me? I was in a Pub yesterday and a very inebriated fellow with a thick Irish brogue was asked by the waitress if he needed anything. He responded “Whale Oil Beef Hooked”. The waitress said they didn’t have that dish and he stumbled out the door. I am curious to try Whale Oil Beef Hooked now, but I am not quite sure how Whale Oil Beef Hooked is prepared. Any ideas? I do have a suspicion that I have experienced Whale Oil Beef Hooked under a different name before, and perhaps quite often. I just didn’t realize it.

shooterrex · August 12, 2022

Sisco · August 12, 2022

8 minutes ago, shooterrex said:

Well You all Beef Hooked Laddie

Edited August 12, 2022 by Sisco

Cunuckgaucho · August 13, 2022

On 8/12/2022 at 7:15 AM, Sisco said:

Can anyone who is Irish translate this for me? I was in a Pub yesterday and a very inebriated fellow with a thick Irish brogue was asked by the waitress if he needed anything. He responded “Whale Oil Beef Hooked”. The waitress said they didn’t have that dish and he stumbled out the door. I am curious to try Whale Oil Beef Hooked now, but I am not quite sure how Whale Oil Beef Hooked is prepared. Any ideas? I do have a suspicion that I have experienced Whale Oil Beef Hooked under a different name before, and perhaps quite often. I just didn’t realize it.

Not Irish but drank with a few, my guess is he wasn't odering food as asked but saying Well(whale) I'll(oil) be(bee) fooked(f hooked)

Sisco · August 13, 2022

1 hour ago, Cunuckgaucho said:

Not Irish but drank with a few, my guess is he wasn't odering food as asked but saying Well(whale) I'll(oil) be(bee) fooked(f hooked)

Exactly

Armed Eye Doc · September 22, 2022

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Matt.Cross · September 23, 2022

On 9/22/2022 at 7:53 PM, Armed Eye Doc said:

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Truth.

Cunuckgaucho · September 23, 2022

4 hours ago, Armed Eye Doc said:

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

That made me smile...

3 hours ago, Matt.Cross said:

Truth.

This made me laugh...

98Z5V · November 7, 2022

I'm putting this one here, Joke of the Day, because...

well...

Hell of an investment property for folks. Check it out. 480sq/ft house, 0.2 acres, Oakland Hills, Ca. I bath, 0 bed house.

Low, low price of $849,000.00. Not a typo.

https://www.redfin.com/CA/Oakland/3800-Whittle-Ave-94602/home/1843158

DNP · November 7, 2022

Most of the value is in the land I would assume.

unforgiven · November 7, 2022

Expensive shed.

shooterrex · November 8, 2022

Used to go out to the west coast almost every week in the big truck.

Didn't leave anything there I need to go back and git.

I might consider going in far enough to visit DNP but that's as far as I go.

DNP · November 8, 2022

I’d cook for ya and give you a place to hang out. You can’t see the city from here, but it ain’t too far down the road. Looking forward to seeing you soon.

98Z5V · November 8, 2022

15 minutes ago, shooterrex said:

I might consider going in far enough to visit DNP but that's as far as I go.

Would be worth your time... I'm just sayin'...

2 minutes ago, DNP said:

I’d cook for ya and give you a place to hang out. You can’t see the city from here, but it ain’t too far down the road. Looking forward to seeing you soon.

^^^ The view would blow you away, Rex. It's unreal. It's a little slice of heaven, carved out of the mountains. Unbelievable, truly. :hail:

unforgiven · December 4, 2022

1) The sport of choice for the urban workers is basketball.

2) The sport of choice for the maintenance workers is bowling.

3) The sport of choice for front - line workers is football.

4) The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.

5) The sport of choice for middle management is tennis and the sport of choice for corporate executives is golf.

The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become. There must be a boat load of politicians in Washington playing marbles.

sketch · December 5, 2022

Lol 😀

Cunuckgaucho · December 5, 2022

I'm posting that at work... site is very heavy with management and supervisors :laffs:

unforgiven · March 3, 2023

A vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on my door. Before I could say a word he tipped a bucket of dog $hit all over my floor. He said " if this vacuum doesn't remove every trace of this mess I'll personally eat all that's left". I said " good hope your hungry cause Com Ed cut my power this morning" mutherfuker :box1:

Edited March 3, 2023 by unforgiven

Sisco · March 18, 2023

A Day late..

An Irish aviator was getting worried being overdue, and not being able to find the air base in rapidly deteriorating weather.

"Lord,"he prayed,"I can't stand this.If you direct me to the nearest air base,I swear I'll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every Sunday."
Suddenly, the clouds broke, and the sun shone brightly on a large air base below.

Without hesitation, the aviator said,"Never mind, I found one."

Happy St Patricks Day!!