suzukiray Posted June 11, 2022 Report Share Posted June 11, 2022 Why were yeast infections invented? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzukiray Posted June 11, 2022 Report Share Posted June 11, 2022 So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted June 11, 2022 Report Share Posted June 11, 2022 What do gynecologists and a pizza delivery guy have in common 🤔 They can smell the goods, but can't taste it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 We grew up with Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash,and Bob Hope. Now there's no jobs,no cash, and no hope. Please don't let anything happen to Kevin Bacon 🥓 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sagebrush Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 sounds about right^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmackc Posted August 9, 2022 Report Share Posted August 9, 2022 On 6/7/2021 at 10:38 PM, Belt Fed said: This is kind of like many of the Pro-Abortion activists yelling for Abortions to be free to everyone, I don't think most of the ugly, misshaped ones will ever have a condition that needs an abortion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisco Posted August 12, 2022 Report Share Posted August 12, 2022 Can anyone who is Irish translate this for me? I was in a Pub yesterday and a very inebriated fellow with a thick Irish brogue was asked by the waitress if he needed anything. He responded “Whale Oil Beef Hooked”. The waitress said they didn’t have that dish and he stumbled out the door. I am curious to try Whale Oil Beef Hooked now, but I am not quite sure how Whale Oil Beef Hooked is prepared. Any ideas? I do have a suspicion that I have experienced Whale Oil Beef Hooked under a different name before, and perhaps quite often. I just didn’t realize it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shooterrex Posted August 12, 2022 Report Share Posted August 12, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisco Posted August 12, 2022 Report Share Posted August 12, 2022 (edited) 8 minutes ago, shooterrex said: Well You all Beef Hooked Laddie Edited August 12, 2022 by Sisco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunuckgaucho Posted August 13, 2022 Report Share Posted August 13, 2022 On 8/12/2022 at 7:15 AM, Sisco said: Can anyone who is Irish translate this for me? I was in a Pub yesterday and a very inebriated fellow with a thick Irish brogue was asked by the waitress if he needed anything. He responded “Whale Oil Beef Hooked”. The waitress said they didn’t have that dish and he stumbled out the door. I am curious to try Whale Oil Beef Hooked now, but I am not quite sure how Whale Oil Beef Hooked is prepared. Any ideas? I do have a suspicion that I have experienced Whale Oil Beef Hooked under a different name before, and perhaps quite often. I just didn’t realize it. Not Irish but drank with a few, my guess is he wasn't odering food as asked but saying Well(whale) I'll(oil) be(bee) fooked(f hooked) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisco Posted August 13, 2022 Report Share Posted August 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Cunuckgaucho said: Not Irish but drank with a few, my guess is he wasn't odering food as asked but saying Well(whale) I'll(oil) be(bee) fooked(f hooked) Exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armed Eye Doc Posted September 22, 2022 Report Share Posted September 22, 2022 What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt.Cross Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 On 9/22/2022 at 7:53 PM, Armed Eye Doc said: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb. Truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunuckgaucho Posted September 23, 2022 Report Share Posted September 23, 2022 4 hours ago, Armed Eye Doc said: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb. That made me smile... 3 hours ago, Matt.Cross said: Truth. This made me laugh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 I'm putting this one here, Joke of the Day, because... well... Hell of an investment property for folks. Check it out. 480sq/ft house, 0.2 acres, Oakland Hills, Ca. I bath, 0 bed house. Low, low price of $849,000.00. Not a typo. https://www.redfin.com/CA/Oakland/3800-Whittle-Ave-94602/home/1843158 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Most of the value is in the land I would assume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Expensive shed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shooterrex Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 Used to go out to the west coast almost every week in the big truck. Didn't leave anything there I need to go back and git. I might consider going in far enough to visit DNP but that's as far as I go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 I’d cook for ya and give you a place to hang out. You can’t see the city from here, but it ain’t too far down the road. Looking forward to seeing you soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 15 minutes ago, shooterrex said: I might consider going in far enough to visit DNP but that's as far as I go. Would be worth your time... I'm just sayin'... 2 minutes ago, DNP said: I’d cook for ya and give you a place to hang out. You can’t see the city from here, but it ain’t too far down the road. Looking forward to seeing you soon. ^^^ The view would blow you away, Rex. It's unreal. It's a little slice of heaven, carved out of the mountains. Unbelievable, truly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 1) The sport of choice for the urban workers is basketball. 2) The sport of choice for the maintenance workers is bowling. 3) The sport of choice for front - line workers is football. 4) The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. 5) The sport of choice for middle management is tennis and the sport of choice for corporate executives is golf. The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become. There must be a boat load of politicians in Washington playing marbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 Lol 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunuckgaucho Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 I'm posting that at work... site is very heavy with management and supervisors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 (edited) A vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on my door. Before I could say a word he tipped a bucket of dog $hit all over my floor. He said " if this vacuum doesn't remove every trace of this mess I'll personally eat all that's left". I said " good hope your hungry cause Com Ed cut my power this morning" mutherfuker Edited March 3, 2023 by unforgiven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisco Posted March 18, 2023 Report Share Posted March 18, 2023 A Day late.. An Irish aviator was getting worried being overdue, and not being able to find the air base in rapidly deteriorating weather. "Lord,"he prayed,"I can't stand this.If you direct me to the nearest air base,I swear I'll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every Sunday." Suddenly, the clouds broke, and the sun shone brightly on a large air base below. Without hesitation, the aviator said,"Never mind, I found one." Happy St Patricks Day!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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