sketch Posted March 29, 2023 Report Share Posted March 29, 2023 Three tampons are walking down the street, a heavey ,a normal, a lightweight. Which one says HI first? None they are all stuck up cunts 🍻🍻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianK Posted April 12, 2023 Report Share Posted April 12, 2023 Well, I hope it's a joke! https://youtu.be/MmiajFd1pyY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 12 hours ago, BrianK said: Well, I hope it's a joke! https://youtu.be/MmiajFd1pyY It's Babylon Bee, so it's a joke, to provoke. They do that very well, and piss Libs off regularly. Here it is, without linking: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianK Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 Yes, I knew that, I posted it in a joke thread and didn't use a question mark. What I wrote was only an intro. I deliberately posted it as a link so as not to show that as it would have given it all away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 Well, I fucked that all up for you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cunuckgaucho Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 ☝️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sagebrush Posted December 10, 2023 Report Share Posted December 10, 2023 great one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armed Eye Doc Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Where do you take someone injured in a peekaboo accident? The ICU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted June 5 Report Share Posted June 5 I recently started a job selling alarms door to door and I must admit, I'm really good at it. If no one's home, I just leave a brochure on their kitchen table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sisco Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 (edited) My first year in college I got a job at the University’s Veterinary Med school as a vet tech. One of the first set of procedures I assisted in was for sanitary reasons they had decided to circumcise all the Vet School’s herd of bulls and steers for sanitary reasons. While the hourly pay wasn’t very good, the tips were huge. Edited June 6 by Sisco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. He accidentally typed in the wrong email address, and without realizing he sent the email to a widow who had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her emails, expecting condolence message from friends and relatives. After reading the first message she fainted. The son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read : To my loving wife, I know you are surprised to hear from me, they have computers here and we are allowed to send emails to loved ones. I've just arrived and have realized how much I miss you. So in talking to my superiors, it has been arranged for you to be joining me here tomorrow! I can hardly wait to see you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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