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98Z5V

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1 hour ago, JBMatt said:

@98Z5VDon't forget to tell the one about the epic Tic Tact Toe beat down!  :hornet:  :lmao:

Ooooooh, brother.  I need to tell that right, so that one will take time.   I don't wanna fuk that one up.  Unfortunately for us - we have no backup.  Nobody else can say one way or the other (besides you and I)...   because we were speaking in tongues.  There wasn't a single other person out there that could understand what we were saying...   :laffs:

I will prioritize that, and get that story up.   :banana:

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^^^  That will be badass. :banana:  Somebody has the slomo of me setting Tinkerbell off, too.  Started as a real-time countdown, then slowed down right after that - big fat slow-moving smoke cloud, then a bowling ball gradually rising up out of it...    - I think that was @Robocop1051... 

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39 minutes ago, 98Z5V said:

Ooooooh, brother.  I need to tell that right, so that one will take time.   I don't wanna fuk that one up.  Unfortunately for us - we have no backup.  Nobody else can say one way or the other (besides you and I)...   because we were speaking in tongues.  There wasn't a single other person out there that could understand what we were saying...   :laffs:

I will prioritize that, and get that story up.   :banana:

I'm only talking about the first 3 shots.  We don't really need to bring up anything after that...  🤦‍♂️ :laffs:

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4 minutes ago, JBMatt said:

I'm only talking about the first 3 shots.  We don't really need to bring up anything after that...  🤦‍♂️ :laffs:

Oh, no way...   that's gonna be pretty good, when the WHOLE story comes out, you fuqr.   :lmao:

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On 11/16/2021 at 9:56 PM, 98Z5V said:

Vids from @Moon Boots - Ranger TV, staring at a great campfire.  It's the conversation that's the interesting part...   :laffs:

It's easy to hear who "the dominant one" is at the campfires...   :lmao:

There will be more, just need to process them. 

 

By the way, the topic of Clip # 1 is my accent. Don't you dirty-minded schmoes go taking it out of context....

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2 hours ago, JBMatt said:

Now there's the pot callin the kettle black!  :lmao:

 

23 minutes ago, Matt.Cross said:

exactly, just mention the word turbo and sit back and enjoy the next hour and a half.....

Alright, you bastages, lets get into this tic-tact-toe thing real quick...  

So, Matty states 3 shots, but it wasn't 3 shots. 

On 11/16/2021 at 7:44 PM, JBMatt said:

I'm only talking about the first 3 shots.  We don't really need to bring up anything after that...  🤦‍♂️ 

It was 5 shots, Fuqr.  The first time we did it.  You shot first, called center-center, hit.  I went left center, hit. You went top left, hit.  Now I gotta block you, and went lower right...    and I fukked it up proper, and shot the center beam between the lower right and lower center.  So, you swooped in there and smacked that lower right, and it was game over.  About as fast as you could end a game of tic-tact-toe....   We'll played, ya jackass...   :hail::thefinger:

Now, I demanded a rematch, and you wouldn't give me one.  Something happened, too - I think all the alcohol kicked in and straight whooped your ass, like instantly.  For what it's worth, I wasn't far behind...   I wanted a rematch, or at least a round 2, and you weren't having it.  There were alot of people getting on you about it, so you did it.  We got back down there and went after it, and it turned COMPLETELY DIFFERENT that time, brother.  I went first that time, hit one, and YOU shot a center beam.  So I shot the target that you wanted to hit.  Then you shot another center beam...   and you said, "I"M OUT!..."   And you didn't shoot at it again.  After that, I started getting Loquacious about it, and we started speaking in tongues.  Only you and I know what was said, because there wasn't a single person within 50 yards that could understand WTF we were saying.  It baffled the entire crowd.  I finally got to the point were I could speak English again, and I said I was going to shoot every single open target on that stand, in the order that I called them, and end this thing with every plate being hit.

And I did that...   :thefinger::banana:

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On 11/14/2021 at 8:41 PM, Armed Eye Doc said:

We are part of the way home.  We are currently neighbors of @392heminut.  I would love to have time to visit with him and his wonderful wife.  We just have too far to drive to get home tomorrow.

You would have missed us anyway Doc, we were still in Albuquerque just after my son's bodybuilding competition. He took 1st in Masters Div.

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Funny story, after the competition we went to a Brazilian restaurant. For anyone who hasn't been to one of these places, they have a kick azz salad bar and then they have people coming around to your table with skewers of different kinds of meat, and slice off whatever you want. They just keep coming around until you cry uncle and can't eat anymore.

So, Jesse was eating anything and everything they brought around, and drinking the schit out of water, he had been on a strict diet for at least a month and was dehydrated for muscle definition for the show. After we were finished eating he said he had to go to the bathroom and we sat and waited, and waited, and waited. My daughter-in-law finally got a text from him and said "He will be out as soon as he finishes puking!":lmao:

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1 hour ago, 392heminut said:

You would have missed us anyway Doc, we were still in Albuquerque just after my son's bodybuilding competition. He took 1st in Masters Div.

Jesse.thumb.jpg.4a95aaf837df2ee01f31d3698d3fe897.jpg

Funny story, after the competition we went to a Brazilian restaurant. For anyone who hasn't been to one of these places, they have a kick azz salad bar and then they have people coming around to your table with skewers of different kinds of meat, and slice off whatever you want. They just keep coming around until you cry uncle and can't eat anymore.

So, Jesse was eating anything and everything they brought around, and drinking the schit out of water, he had been on a strict diet for at least a month and was dehydrated for muscle definition for the show. After we were finished eating he said he had to go to the bathroom and we sat and waited, and waited, and waited. My daughter-in-law finally got a text from him and said "He will be out as soon as he finishes puking!":lmao:

Fago de Chao? It’s death by meat.

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On 11/16/2021 at 9:09 PM, Matt.Cross said:

 

By the way, the topic of Clip # 1 is my accent. Don't you dirty-minded schmoes go taking it out of context....

Accent?? from my recollection you and I were fine and any issues must be attributed to our translator. Not sure if hydrating him with the Kraken was the best of ideas :lmao:

15 hours ago, JBMatt said:

I can neither confirm or deny the accuracy of this account...  Fuk tequila. 🍻

After some research at great peril to myself I've come to the realization that one doesn't fuk tequila but in truth tequila fuks you :embarrassed:

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