Fall Shoot 2021 Official AAR

98Z5V · November 17, 2021

1 hour ago, JBMatt said:

@98Z5VDon't forget to tell the one about the epic Tic Tact Toe beat down!

Ooooooh, brother. I need to tell that right, so that one will take time. I don't wanna fuk that one up. Unfortunately for us - we have no backup. Nobody else can say one way or the other (besides you and I)... because we were speaking in tongues. There wasn't a single other person out there that could understand what we were saying... :laffs:

I will prioritize that, and get that story up. :banana:

Moon Boots · November 17, 2021

@jrtmaspare you the one with the slomo video of me blowing stuff up? If so, can you please post them?

98Z5V · November 17, 2021

^^^ That will be badass. :banana: Somebody has the slomo of me setting Tinkerbell off, too. Started as a real-time countdown, then slowed down right after that - big fat slow-moving smoke cloud, then a bowling ball gradually rising up out of it... - I think that was @Robocop1051...

JBMatt · November 17, 2021

39 minutes ago, 98Z5V said:

Ooooooh, brother. I need to tell that right, so that one will take time. I don't wanna fuk that one up. Unfortunately for us - we have no backup. Nobody else can say one way or the other (besides you and I)... because we were speaking in tongues. There wasn't a single other person out there that could understand what we were saying...

I will prioritize that, and get that story up.

I'm only talking about the first 3 shots. We don't really need to bring up anything after that... 🤦‍♂️ :laffs:

98Z5V · November 17, 2021

4 minutes ago, JBMatt said:

I'm only talking about the first 3 shots. We don't really need to bring up anything after that... 🤦‍♂️

Oh, no way... that's gonna be pretty good, when the WHOLE story comes out, you fuqr. :lmao:

98Z5V · November 17, 2021

Vids from @Moon Boots - Ranger TV, staring at a great campfire. It's the conversation that's the interesting part... :laffs:

It's easy to hear who "the dominant one" is at the campfires... :lmao:

There will be more, just need to process them.

Armed Eye Doc · November 17, 2021

It's not the slow motion video, but it's the whole video.

sketch · November 17, 2021

You guys and gals are awesome. I definitely need to get out of town next year.🍻🍻🇺🇸

Cunuckgaucho · November 17, 2021

13 hours ago, DNP said:

Jealous

13 hours ago, Rsquared said:

Right there with ya brother.

Add me to that list.

Matt.Cross · November 17, 2021

On 11/16/2021 at 9:56 PM, 98Z5V said:

Vids from @Moon Boots - Ranger TV, staring at a great campfire. It's the conversation that's the interesting part...

It's easy to hear who "the dominant one" is at the campfires...

There will be more, just need to process them.

By the way, the topic of Clip # 1 is my accent. Don't you dirty-minded schmoes go taking it out of context....

98Z5V · November 17, 2021

11 minutes ago, Matt.Cross said:

By the way, the topic of Clip # 1 is my accent. Don't you dirty-minded schmoes go taking it out of context....

Indeed, that was the topic. You became quite loquacious over it, too... :laffs: :thumbup:

JBMatt · November 18, 2021

19 hours ago, 98Z5V said:

loquacious

Now there's the pot callin the kettle black! :lmao:

Matt.Cross · November 18, 2021

On 11/17/2021 at 7:37 PM, JBMatt said:

Now there's the pot callin the kettle black!

exactly, just mention the word turbo and sit back and enjoy the next hour and a half.....

98Z5V · November 18, 2021

2 hours ago, JBMatt said:

Now there's the pot callin the kettle black!

23 minutes ago, Matt.Cross said:

exactly, just mention the word turbo and sit back and enjoy the next hour and a half.....

Alright, you bastages, lets get into this tic-tact-toe thing real quick...

So, Matty states 3 shots, but it wasn't 3 shots.

On 11/16/2021 at 7:44 PM, JBMatt said:

I'm only talking about the first 3 shots. We don't really need to bring up anything after that... 🤦‍♂️

It was 5 shots, Fuqr. The first time we did it. You shot first, called center-center, hit. I went left center, hit. You went top left, hit. Now I gotta block you, and went lower right... and I fukked it up proper, and shot the center beam between the lower right and lower center. So, you swooped in there and smacked that lower right, and it was game over. About as fast as you could end a game of tic-tact-toe.... We'll played, ya jackass... :hail: :thefinger:

Now, I demanded a rematch, and you wouldn't give me one. Something happened, too - I think all the alcohol kicked in and straight whooped your ass, like instantly. For what it's worth, I wasn't far behind... I wanted a rematch, or at least a round 2, and you weren't having it. There were alot of people getting on you about it, so you did it. We got back down there and went after it, and it turned COMPLETELY DIFFERENT that time, brother. I went first that time, hit one, and YOU shot a center beam. So I shot the target that you wanted to hit. Then you shot another center beam... and you said, "I"M OUT!..." And you didn't shoot at it again. After that, I started getting Loquacious about it, and we started speaking in tongues. Only you and I know what was said, because there wasn't a single person within 50 yards that could understand WTF we were saying. It baffled the entire crowd. I finally got to the point were I could speak English again, and I said I was going to shoot every single open target on that stand, in the order that I called them, and end this thing with every plate being hit.

And I did that... :thefinger: :banana:

JBMatt · November 18, 2021

9 hours ago, 98Z5V said:

And I did that...

I can neither confirm or deny the accuracy of this account... Fuk tequila. 🍻

392heminut · November 18, 2021

On 11/14/2021 at 8:41 PM, Armed Eye Doc said:

We are part of the way home. We are currently neighbors of @392heminut. I would love to have time to visit with him and his wonderful wife. We just have too far to drive to get home tomorrow.

You would have missed us anyway Doc, we were still in Albuquerque just after my son's bodybuilding competition. He took 1st in Masters Div.

Funny story, after the competition we went to a Brazilian restaurant. For anyone who hasn't been to one of these places, they have a kick azz salad bar and then they have people coming around to your table with skewers of different kinds of meat, and slice off whatever you want. They just keep coming around until you cry uncle and can't eat anymore.

So, Jesse was eating anything and everything they brought around, and drinking the schit out of water, he had been on a strict diet for at least a month and was dehydrated for muscle definition for the show. After we were finished eating he said he had to go to the bathroom and we sat and waited, and waited, and waited. My daughter-in-law finally got a text from him and said "He will be out as soon as he finishes puking!" :lmao:

Edited November 18, 2021 by 392heminut

Robocop1051 · November 18, 2021

blue109 · November 18, 2021

Hahahahaha.....that's awesome. I still want that original

Edited November 18, 2021 by blue109

Sisco · November 18, 2021

1 hour ago, 392heminut said:

You would have missed us anyway Doc, we were still in Albuquerque just after my son's bodybuilding competition. He took 1st in Masters Div.

Funny story, after the competition we went to a Brazilian restaurant. For anyone who hasn't been to one of these places, they have a kick azz salad bar and then they have people coming around to your table with skewers of different kinds of meat, and slice off whatever you want. They just keep coming around until you cry uncle and can't eat anymore.

So, Jesse was eating anything and everything they brought around, and drinking the schit out of water, he had been on a strict diet for at least a month and was dehydrated for muscle definition for the show. After we were finished eating he said he had to go to the bathroom and we sat and waited, and waited, and waited. My daughter-in-law finally got a text from him and said "He will be out as soon as he finishes puking!"

Fago de Chao? It’s death by meat.

Rsquared · November 18, 2021

On 11/16/2021 at 10:57 AM, Robocop1051 said:

@Rsquaredwe talked about you too, but it wasn’t anything nice, and it was mostly when we missed Kate

Of this.....I have no doubt. It ain't easy being me. And just when did I become the Rodney Dangerfield of this crowd? :laffs:

DNP · November 19, 2021

47 minutes ago, Rsquared said:

Of this.....I have no doubt. It ain't easy being me. And just when did I become the Rodney Dangerfield of this crowd?

December 26,2011 ….according to your profile.

98Z5V · November 19, 2021

Fukkin' LOVE IT!!! :lmao: :banana:

Cunuckgaucho · November 19, 2021

On 11/16/2021 at 9:09 PM, Matt.Cross said:

By the way, the topic of Clip # 1 is my accent. Don't you dirty-minded schmoes go taking it out of context....

Accent?? from my recollection you and I were fine and any issues must be attributed to our translator. Not sure if hydrating him with the Kraken was the best of ideas :lmao: