Armed Eye Doc Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 I thought I would start a thread to put random sh!t that doesn't fit elsewhere but I didn't think needed a new thread. This is the one thread that can't be derailed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armed Eye Doc Posted May 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 First random thought - @98Z5V, take your weather back. I don't want it this early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt.Cross Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 Random topic thread? I'm not at all sure we can make this work.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunuckgaucho Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/reported-sighting-5-foot-alligator-brampton-1.5553400 'Peel police officers went hunting for a possible alligator in a storm drainage pond in Brampton on Friday night but the creature enjoying the shallow water turned out to be a beaver. Police said the beaver was not taken into custody. According to a report from a caller, the alleged gator was said to be five or six feet in length.' How someone confuses a beaver with an alligator ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 5/3/2020 at 2:32 AM, Cunuckgaucho said: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/reported-sighting-5-foot-alligator-brampton-1.5553400 'Peel police officers went hunting for a possible alligator in a storm drainage pond in Brampton on Friday night but the creature enjoying the shallow water turned out to be a beaver. Police said the beaver was not taken into custody. According to a report from a caller, the alleged gator was said to be five or six feet in length.' How someone confuses a beaver with an alligator ... Expand Both have big tails and teeth 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 5/3/2020 at 1:16 AM, Armed Eye Doc said: First random thought - @98Z5V, take your weather back. I don't want it this early. Expand 82? Inside no less? What's wrong Doc? AC not working? That's making me sweat just thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisco Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 5/3/2020 at 2:50 AM, shepp said: Both have big tails and teeth 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️ Expand So do some strippers I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpete Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 5/3/2020 at 3:20 AM, Sisco said: So do some strippers I know. Expand Ohhhhhh, so you have been to the Boom Bay Bar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt.Cross Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 5/3/2020 at 3:20 AM, Sisco said: So do some strippers I know. Expand All the strippers I know have giant beavers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armed Eye Doc Posted May 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 5/3/2020 at 3:14 AM, Rsquared said: 82? Inside no less? What's wrong Doc? AC not working? That's making me sweat just thinking about it. Expand I am at my grandma's old house. We had only been there an hour or so and hadn't had time to cool much. When we would come here when I was a kid, the excitement was sitting around and watching people sweat. 😰 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 5/3/2020 at 4:01 AM, Matt.Cross said: All the strippers I know have giant beavers... Expand ive seen my share of toothless beavers with big tits.. On 5/3/2020 at 4:38 AM, Armed Eye Doc said: I am at my grandma's old house. We had only been there an hour or so and hadn't had time to cool much. When we would come here when I was a kid, the excitement was sitting around and watching people sweat. 😰 Expand g'mas old house is a weird name for a strip club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunuckgaucho Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 5/3/2020 at 4:49 AM, sketch said: g'mas old house is a weird name for a strip club? Expand Maybe to hide things from the IRS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 5/3/2020 at 4:53 AM, Cunuckgaucho said: Maybe to hide things from the IRS? Expand hell of a gun store name! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armed Eye Doc Posted May 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 5/3/2020 at 4:49 AM, sketch said: g'mas old house is a weird name for a strip club? Expand Could be a gilf club. On 5/3/2020 at 4:53 AM, Cunuckgaucho said: Maybe to hide things from the IRS? Expand Or those accountant spouses that people around here seem to have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 5/3/2020 at 1:16 AM, Armed Eye Doc said: First random thought - @98Z5V, take your weather back. I don't want it this early. Expand Sucks, don't it Doc?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRiverII Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 Random, OK. I went to a UPS store the other day. I wanted to return some holsters and magazine holders I didn't like. The young man behind the counter asks what is in the box. I'm a bit surprised by the question so I give him the usual answers that I provide the USPS with. Nothing flammable, no batteries, and no liquids. What's in the box? Some plastic items. What exactly is in the box? Tupperware. " You're sending Tupperware to a holster company." Yes. He actually asks with a sneer. I said I think this is an invasion of privacy. He explains that if I use UPS they have a right to know what's in the box. I tell him nothing dangerous is in that box. BTW, this package is going to We The People Holster Co. Should I tell him the contents? I don't think so. What if I'm sending private material that I am making a profit on. Should I have to explain my whole business plan? It just felt all wrong and I wondered why he asked my phone number as well. WTF. I'm still willing to ship through this place until he tells me $52.00 for a small box weighing about 3lbs. At that point I know I'm being messed with so I take the package and leave. I have never been asked that many questions regarding a package ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRiverII Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 BTW I went to the UPS store to do a QR return to Amazon. Only they have the ability to scan that coupon. I went to my local Mail Drop place where they overcharge me on a regular basis. $25 for the same package. Go figure. I guess I'm going to have to set up a mail drop in my home. Stamps r Us or whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radioactive Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 I heard someone started a thread about old toothless strippers with giant beavers doin business from grandmas house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 5/3/2020 at 7:36 AM, RedRiverII said: Random, OK. I went to a UPS store the other day. I wanted to return some holsters and magazine holders I didn't like. The young man behind the counter asks what is in the box. I'm a bit surprised by the question so I give him the usual answers that I provide the USPS with. Nothing flammable, no batteries, and no liquids. What's in the box? Some plastic items. What exactly is in the box? Tupperware. " You're sending Tupperware to a holster company." Yes. He actually asks with a sneer. I said I think this is an invasion of privacy. He explains that if I use UPS they have a right to know what's in the box. I tell him nothing dangerous is in that box. BTW, this package is going to We The People Holster Co. Should I tell him the contents? I don't think so. What if I'm sending private material that I am making a profit on. Should I have to explain my whole business plan? It just felt all wrong and I wondered why he asked my phone number as well. WTF. I'm still willing to ship through this place until he tells me $52.00 for a small box weighing about 3lbs. At that point I know I'm being messed with so I take the package and leave. I have never been asked that many questions regarding a package ever. Expand I usually use fed ex when shipping. I ship a lot of beer, they never ask what’s in there just if it’s packed well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunuckgaucho Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 You have fingers with fingertips and toes without toe tips yet somehow you're able to tiptoe but not tipfinger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 5/3/2020 at 12:30 PM, Radioactive said: I heard someone started a thread about old toothless strippers with giant beavers doin business from grandmas house. Expand Nah. That was just a rumor started by a drunk Texan, a drunken Pacific Northwesterner, and some Carolina hillbilly who drank too many cokes with his meals (not to be confused with mils). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 (edited) I like turtles Edited May 3, 2020 by shepp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunuckgaucho Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 5/3/2020 at 3:18 PM, shepp said: I like turtles Expand but do turtles like you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
392heminut Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 (edited) On 5/3/2020 at 1:11 AM, Armed Eye Doc said: This is the one thread that can't be derailed. Expand Doc, really??!!! You have been around here long enough to know better! All you've done is present a challenge! It WILL be met! Edited May 4, 2020 by 392heminut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 Screw derailing it. That’s what he wants. It’s now my goal to keep this thread on track. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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