98Z5V Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Lonewolf McQuade said: I personally would prefer duel wielding hatchets 😁 My personal preference is swinging a 3ft Double Headed Jelly Dong at a motherfucker. Nobody fucks with you when you walk INTO a bar with THAT floppy thing. My preferred color is a purple one. You smack the first asshead with it - and everyone in the bar hears that "SMACK" from a dildo, smashing that dude in the temple... It's really a weird sound, not a "smack" and not a "thump" - but it's a sound that others better recognize... NOBODY wants to fight after that. They saw the first guy go down, right away - from a dick-shot. From a Giant Purple Dick. The fight is already over. It's done. There is no more "fight" in anyone else there. You just had to hit ONE GUY with that thing, and swing it like you meant it. Like you wanted to go over the fence at a game. Stand around yelling "Who's NEXT?!!?" after that - you'll get no takers. They already think you're crazy... Edited May 22, 2022 by 98Z5V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonewolf McQuade Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 On 5/22/2022 at 12:00 AM, 98Z5V said: My personal preference is swinging a 3ft Double Headed Jelly Dong at a motherfucker. Nobody fucks with you when you walk INTO a bar with THAT floppy thing. My preferred color is a purple one. You smack the first asshead with it - and everyone in the bar hears that "SMACK" from a dildo, smashing that dude in the temple... It's really a weird sound, not a "smack" and not a "thump" - but it's a sound that others better recognize... NOBODY wants to fight after that. They saw the first guy go down, right away - from a dick-shot. From a Giant Purple Dick. The fight is already over. It's done. There is no more "fight" in anyone else there. You just had to hit ONE GUY with that thing, and swing it like you meant it. Like you wanted to go over the fence at a game. Stand around yelling "Who's NEXT?!!?" after that - you'll get no takers. They already think you're crazy... I suppose a dick slap upside the head would put things into perspective for the poor remaining fuks 😂🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 18 minutes ago, Lonewolf McQuade said: I suppose a dick slap upside the head would put things into perspective for the poor remaining fuks 😂🤣 They already think you're insane. You're unstoppable, after that trick. No Mas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 8 hours ago, 98Z5V said: They already think you're insane. You're unstoppable, after that trick. No Mas. Send some to Ukraine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightStalker Posted May 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 13 hours ago, 98Z5V said: I have that range. Come visit. Sounds fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightStalker Posted May 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 (edited) 13 hours ago, 98Z5V said: I have that range. Come visit. Sounds fun. oops posted twice dang thumb stubbers Edited May 22, 2022 by NightStalker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightStalker Posted May 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 12 hours ago, 98Z5V said: My personal preference is swinging a 3ft Double Headed Jelly Dong at a motherfucker. Nobody fucks with you when you walk INTO a bar with THAT floppy thing. My preferred color is a purple one. You smack the first asshead with it - and everyone in the bar hears that "SMACK" from a dildo, smashing that dude in the temple... It's really a weird sound, not a "smack" and not a "thump" - but it's a sound that others better recognize... NOBODY wants to fight after that. They saw the first guy go down, right away - from a dick-shot. From a Giant Purple Dick. The fight is already over. It's done. There is no more "fight" in anyone else there. You just had to hit ONE GUY with that thing, and swing it like you meant it. Like you wanted to go over the fence at a game. Stand around yelling "Who's NEXT?!!?" after that - you'll get no takers. They already think you're crazy... lmao almost sounds like you’ve had this experience and nope I wouldn’t mess with you either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert dweller Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 20 hours ago, 98Z5V said: My personal preference is swinging a 3ft Double Headed Jelly Dong at a motherfucker. Nobody fucks with you when you walk INTO a bar with THAT floppy thing. My preferred color is a purple one. You smack the first asshead with it - and everyone in the bar hears that "SMACK" from a dildo, smashing that dude in the temple... It's really a weird sound, not a "smack" and not a "thump" - but it's a sound that others better recognize... NOBODY wants to fight after that. They saw the first guy go down, right away - from a dick-shot. From a Giant Purple Dick. The fight is already over. It's done. There is no more "fight" in anyone else there. You just had to hit ONE GUY with that thing, and swing it like you meant it. Like you wanted to go over the fence at a game. Stand around yelling "Who's NEXT?!!?" after that - you'll get no takers. They already think you're crazy... Depends on what kind of bar….you might get a lot of friends suddenly. Put some brownie mix on that thing and clear out the bar without ever having to swing it….just saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightStalker Posted May 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 42 minutes ago, Desert dweller said: Depends on what kind of bar….you might get a lot of friends suddenly. Put some brownie mix on that thing and clear out the bar without ever having to swing it….just saying Lmfao omg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NightStalker Posted May 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 That’s shits even funnier a quart into some shine lol, but eye see tow of every lettr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 The ol penut butter get out of jail card.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magwa Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 On 5/21/2022 at 8:00 PM, 98Z5V said: This is the BIG ONE, right here... Deterrence, evade, run when you can, those are my major goals But be prepared to fight and kill like a Tasmanian devil! and when you end up in it you are in it to win it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgecrusher Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 To answer the main question, no, my 5.56 guns would be choice number one. Lighter, lighter load out with more rounds, much more common to pick up off the ground. .308AR is a nice weapon but it’s much heavier, loaded mags are twice as heavy carrying 10 rds less each mag at least. think…. If I’m carrying this several days in a row, out on the field, or running with it, which would I rather have? As usual Tom hit the nail on the head with his post on firefights… it’s hectic, and all plans swirl down the shitter cause everything goes sideways. High pressure brings you down to your lowest level of training. You can have a MK19 but if you haven’t trained you are as useless as a snow shovel in the desert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigNate Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 (edited) On 5/21/2022 at 8:00 PM, 98Z5V said: This is the BIG ONE, right here... Agreed... That one is HUGE. I REALLY like the list. I'm not a huge fan of 21 and 22 - probably because I'm too literal and find 21 to be something totally appropriate for a war-fighter at war in theater - but not so much for most of the civilian knuckleheads who tend to utter that slogan... I'm have no plan for how to kill the office ladies - or the FedEx guy when he walks through the door - no need for that. Frankly - I have a plan to protect them - they are my trusted friends. As to #22 I find no reason not to be friendly to most people - you've just got to know when to turn off "friendly." Just my 2 cents. I'd also add something like: "If you find yourself in a gun fight, know that he who acts with the greatest violence (in the immediate moment) is the most likely to walk away. Once it is time to go - GO - violence of action is almost always your friend. You are in a fight for your life - act like it." Edited May 23, 2022 by BigNate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigNate Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 (edited) 49 minutes ago, edgecrusher said: To answer the main question, no, my 5.56 guns would be choice number one. Lighter, lighter load out with more rounds, much more common to pick up off the ground. .308AR is a nice weapon but it’s much heavier, loaded mags are twice as heavy carrying 10 rds less each mag at least. think…. If I’m carrying this several days in a row, out on the field, or running with it, which would I rather have? As usual Tom hit the nail on the head with his post on firefights… it’s hectic, and all plans swirl down the shitter cause everything goes sideways. High pressure brings you down to your lowest level of training. You can have a MK19 but if you haven’t trained you are as useless as a snow shovel in the desert My "M1A" answer, as opposed to an AR15 platform gun, is largely a function of the fact that my bugout location is in elk country and a significant slice of my "how to stay alive when it all goes to crap" plan includes eating things that are big enough that I want to shoot them with something bigger than 77 grains. I'm sure someone's uncle has killed a moose with a 5.56 - but I'd prefer to have more umph than I can get in that cartridge. If it really happens, you can bet that I'm taking a bunch of guns with me - but in the hypothetical "only one gun" scenarios I'm a fan of the .308 for improved terminal performance not just in people but in much bigger critters (and zombies - don't forget the zombies...). The extra energy, energy at range, etc. is more important in my bug-out scenario than the weight of loadout. Just my 2 cents. Edited May 23, 2022 by BigNate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApexJunky Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 🤔 Static? My M1A in the EBR chassis is well suited to pick people off and I’ll keep my suppressed 300 BLK SBR for close in work. Cross country “fuk my life” slog through the backwater area of Louisiana I inhabit? I’m taking my SLR95 and my USP45. I know I can count on that duo, no matter what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt.Cross Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 Sporting Goods stores have not run out of arrows at any point. Anybody who thinks they can't afford a good 2nd hand compound bow is fooling themselves. Just saying, ammo stores aren't always portable, and won't last forever. Bow and arrow might be a good skill to know if things ever go too far south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 14 minutes ago, Matt.Cross said: Sporting Goods stores have not run out of arrows at any point. Anybody who thinks they can't afford a good 2nd hand compound bow is fooling themselves. Just saying, ammo stores aren't always portable, and won't last forever. Bow and arrow might be a good skill to know if things ever go too far south. Have a bow for every member of the family. It’s a good skill to have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt.Cross Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 On 5/23/2022 at 8:38 PM, DNP said: Have a bow for every member of the family. It’s a good skill to have. Yep, and inexpensive too. The kids can get all the practice they want at no additional cost, assuming arrows are tracked and recovered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 And not broken. They do NOT like rocks. At all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt.Cross Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 On 5/23/2022 at 9:33 PM, DNP said: And not broken. They do NOT like rocks. At all. True. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shooterrex Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 And crossbows for us old folks with bad shoulders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpete Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 (edited) 20 minutes ago, shooterrex said: And crossbows for us old folks with bad shoulders. Just don't go deer hunting with field points like Darryl in Walking Dead. Idiot prop people don't know the difference between a hunting and target arrow. But that is to be expected for Hollyweird. In my case, two matching crossbows. The trouble is they weigh as much as a rifle. Edited May 24, 2022 by dpete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightStalker Posted May 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 A ya I’ll stick with my boom stick. I have compounds know how to use them but strings break and stuff happens with bows as well. Unless you’ve mastered making a recurve, string, and arrow. not bad skills in my book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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